Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"You can only seeWhat i choose to show."
And even THAT is pretty grueling.... |
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"i think im different with other girls coz most of my friends are gays that's why some people ask me if im a real girl."
I'll have to stop now, I'm getting a headache. |
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"I believe that everyone you meet in life either makes you a better person or brings you down a notch. "
Trust me. I'm more of a two to three notch kind of guy. |
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"I am looking for a friend that can carry on an intelligent conversation without going to extremes and hold my attention. "
Right. Holding your attention would definately be an extreme. |
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"I don't have a problem with dating shorter men but if you do then I'm not the one for you."
I don't really have a problem with it. I just avoid dating men altogether. |
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"When you get to know me you will see I have got some kid still inside of me coming out"
When are you due? |
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"wht makes me unique ican keep down a whole bottle of jose down"
Maybe unique. Definately not smart, but maybe unique. |
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"THERE IS A REASON THAT I CHOOSE TO NOT HAVE A PIC. HERE,FOR YOU TO NOT RESPOND BECAUSE OF MY NOT HAVING ONE; COULD BE A TERRIBLE LOST"
A terrible lost what? |
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"First of all if you dont want to take time to read my profile please dont message me. "
I just don't know if I want to invest that much just yet. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Fri 06/25/10 11:11 PM
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"Imposters have made appearances, but YOU have not as yet! I will instantly know you when you do come. You know ME in your heart already!"
Who knew I could find Jesus on a dating site? |
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"Since I guess this is mandatory, I've gotta put something."
Just cut and paste somebody else's profile. It's quick and probably very close to what you would have typed yourself anyhow. |
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" I am a simple kinda gal I was raised in Southern Fla. so ,..I enjoy Fishing and camping"
Right...because EVERYone in southern Florida fishes and camps. |
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"I believe a person's words and actions are a reflection of who they are."
I normally just analyze based on the car they drive. |
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"I am a single mom who has been hurt over and over and over again."
Please stow your baggage in the overhead bins or under the seat in front of you..... |
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"I want a man that is romantic, clean and does not talk vulgry."
I took vulgry in college, but never became fluent. |
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" i love deere meat"
There's nothing quite like the taste of tractor jerky. |
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"I want a man that is romantic, clean and does not talk vulgry." I took vulgry in college, but never became fluent. I think that's shorthand for an angry Vulcan. ....although they're SUPPOSED to have control of their emotions.... |
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still think purplecat's ROCKS.....and am still frightened by spontaneous combustion
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still think purplecat's ROCKS.....and am still frightened by spontaneous combustion Carry a fire extinguisher at all time....or at least some hot dogs... |
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"I hate cheaters who lie."
So you're OK with cheaters who tell the truth about it. |
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