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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"I am a 38 year old female looking for a male that has some values, morals , and a good head on his shoulders."
And yet you're on a dating site. |
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My sister was telling me about how Nine Inch Nails fans hope Trent Reznor never has a good day because then he'd have nothing to write about. In the same sense, I think many are hoping you find nothing but horrible profiles because of how entertaining this thread is.
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My sister was telling me about how Nine Inch Nails fans hope Trent Reznor never has a good day because then he'd have nothing to write about. In the same sense, I think many are hoping you find nothing but horrible profiles because of how entertaining this thread is. Thanks; I find this little exercise to be somewhat therapeutic! 
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"Hobbbies erm loads of stuff, love to travel, love to socialise.I enjoy a good movie depends on my mood but Im no couch potatoe."
Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a round of applause for former Vice President Dan Quayle! |
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"lam wee fee new to this im off avrage build friendly drive so meeting sum 1 is no problem love make in new frinends look for a specal men to pout the spring back ln to my step one who ls romantic hono."
It's sad when the wheels just fall off like that.... |
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"I hate headlines"
Me too, they're so impersonal...yet I was still able to come up with something a little more catchy, a lot more creative, and quite a bit more than just useless. |
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""I'm look'n for the man of my dreams""
The fact that you quoted this makes it all the more questionable. |
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"Fun, outgoing and athletic 24 year old girl looking for an older,..."
Older what? Llama? |
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"Love me or Hate me"
Can we only pick between the two? |
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"Where They Do That"
Cliffhanger -- You're doing it. |
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"I am a monogonist and need a level headed guy"
Maybe he'll introduce you to Merriam Webster |
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"I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh and appreciates the smaller things in life."
Not sure that is the right way to put it! |
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"This is me.....love me or not?"
That's generally a statement, not a question. |
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is prince charming really out there?
Yes, he changed his name to Lex Fonteyne. |
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"Like to cook a bit homely type of person."
Well, nobody will miss them anyway. |
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"LA LA LA LA LA LA -- I really think the headline says it all."
Sure, if you're a Teletubby. |
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"I dont have much time....its difficult to write anything...."
DeathbedDating.com..... |
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"In the year 2006."
TimeTravelDating.com.... |
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"Well I have decided to go ahead and join this site because I figure what do I have to loose."
Other than any possible chance of being perceived as literate. |
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"What you see is what you get, there is no mystery."
And surprisingly little interest. |
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