Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"I am a soft, pionate, broad-minded, and sexy woman."
Pions are subatomic particles. |
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"God arranged you. come from the severity, romance, your good woman of the care, I like to exercise, reading the book, listen to music, liking the together happy life!Do you like such wife."
Will she bring me endless supplies of Tylenol? |
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"People is here for the same reason."
Yes they is. |
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"I want to be a super girl one day."
The flying is going to be difficult. |
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"i am 40 years old and have a daughter.she is 13 years old,i am beauty teacher.i like to music and cook.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
I warned you about getting too close to the railing.... |
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"My friends think I am elegant, smart and excellent and have a good taste."
Are they cannibals? |
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"i am 40 years old and have a daughter.she is 13 years old,i am beauty teacher.i like to music and cook.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" I warned you about getting too close to the railing.... Ah Lex, thanks for making me laugh today! I'm thinking the 13 yr old probably pushed him over the railing. Teenagers! I can always count on this thread for an attitude adjustment. |
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"i am 40 years old and have a daughter.she is 13 years old,i am beauty teacher.i like to music and cook.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" I warned you about getting too close to the railing.... Ah Lex, thanks for making me laugh today! I'm thinking the 13 yr old probably pushed him over the railing. Teenagers! I can always count on this thread for an attitude adjustment. How can you write a good profile until you've seen a thousand bad ones? -- Ancient koan |
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"As a friend said before, I am worth to be getting to know."
Tell your friend to sober up. |
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"Well, it is 0:38am."
You need a new clock. |
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"i am 40 years old and have a daughter.she is 13 years old,i am beauty teacher.i like to music and cook.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" I warned you about getting too close to the railing.... Ah Lex, thanks for making me laugh today! I'm thinking the 13 yr old probably pushed him over the railing. Teenagers! I can always count on this thread for an attitude adjustment. How can you write a good profile until you've seen a thousand bad ones? -- Ancient koan How can you really love a child until you've resisted putting his head through the wall? Modern Kristy koan? Sounds sorta similar. |
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"I am a badmination teacher and love to play badmination."
I don't know what that is, but it sounds bad. |
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"We, in secret play affectionate games and bruise our knees like China's shoes."
I've never seen bruised shoes. |
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Edited by
Peccy
on
Tue 03/30/10 02:12 PM
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"I own one of the most successful advertisment agencies in the country." And yet you can't spell "advertisement." How strange. |
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"I own one of the most successful advertisment agencies in the country." And yet you can't spell "advertisement." How strange. stranger yet, as it should be "ADVERTISING AGENCY"...AS ONE IS SINGULAR ha! |
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"I own one of the most successful advertisment agencies in the country." And yet you can't spell "advertisement." How strange. stranger yet, as it should be "ADVERTISING AGENCY"...AS ONE IS SINGULAR ha! |
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"I own one of the most successful advertisment agencies in the country." And yet you can't spell "advertisement." How strange. stranger yet, as it should be "ADVERTISING AGENCY"...AS ONE IS SINGULAR ha! i KNOW i KNOW...i DUN DID AND i WAS WRON...I WAS WROO...i WAS ALMOST RIGHT ha! |
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"I own one of the most successful advertisment agencies in the country." And yet you can't spell "advertisement." How strange. stranger yet, as it should be "ADVERTISING AGENCY"...AS ONE IS SINGULAR ha! i KNOW i KNOW...i DUN DID AND i WAS WRON...I WAS WROO...i WAS ALMOST RIGHT ha! |
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"I own one of the most successful advertisment agencies in the country." And yet you can't spell "advertisement." How strange. stranger yet, as it should be "ADVERTISING AGENCY"...AS ONE IS SINGULAR ha! i KNOW i KNOW...i DUN DID AND i WAS WRON...I WAS WROO...i WAS ALMOST RIGHT ha! Put your hands up and step away from the dictionary....! |
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"I love my kids my daughter have 17 and my son 19."
Tell them to knock it off already. |
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