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Edited by
rara777
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Sat 02/13/10 01:11 AM
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Granted. But you keep sneaking up on me and pinching me.
For pinching me you got a reward. I made homemade cinnamon rolls last night. I wish it was breakfast time. I`m gondi. nitey-nite sagacious & tribbles. |
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nite Rara, sweet dreams, and sweet rolls! haha
I wish I didn't want a cinnamon roll right now! |
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Granted, but now you want them forever in the future.
I wish it wasn't so cold outside. |
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granted, you got dynamite strapped around your waste, you'll be warm when it goes off.
I wish I enjoyed all the same thing I did when I was little, all the toy and candy! |
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Granted, but now you relize all you had to do was buy some candy and enjoy it.
I wish instead of having cheeks, I had a pair of ham hocks. |
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granted but now anytime you step a foot out your door, there is a pack of hungry dogs waiting to attack you
I wish I wasn't so tired nite tribbles, sweet dreams |
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Granted but then you'll not get the sleep your body needs.
I wish I were witty |
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Granted. But then you have to chill out with us bad influences.
I wish I had some more cinnamon rolls. |
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granted but you're in a room of 50 people and they take all that's left
I wish I had another set of arms |
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Granted, but one only scracthes your @ss, and the other is a booger picker.
I wish I had a silver bullet for the werewolf that keeps getting into my garbage. |
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granted but you accidently misfire and kill Dracula instead
I wish I was a ninja |
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Granted, but now you are under the guidance of Master Splinter in the sewer with granny.
I wish I had my very own infomercial. |
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granted but nobody believes that extenze really worked for you
I wish I could play any instrument |
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Granted, but you seem best at playing the skinflute.
I wish extenze would work for me. |
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granted now you have 3 legs
I wish I could read my damn anthropology book without being bored to death! |
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Granted, but you have no motivation to.
I wish I had a valentine! |
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Granted, but he's 4'6" 456lbs.
I wish I had a piddle paddle. |
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Granted... OH! I almost didnt recognize you! (smiles)
I wish I had friends where I live |
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granted but now you have to move
i wish it was summer |
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granted, but it rains all summer.
I wish I was asleep |
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