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Granted....But you have to put up with me massaging your back.
 
I wish I was in Kansas ToTo. 
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Granted, but I don't know what to say., what is special in Kansas Toto anyway?
I wish I am a supermodel. |
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Kansas and ToTo are from the movie The Wizard Of Oz.
Kansas is where Dorothy lived and ToTo was her dog. Granted. But you have to put up with press watching your every move and reporting every mistake you make. Ahhhhh yes the price of Fame. I wish I was in Oz. |
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Granted, but you are Toto
I wish it was warm! |
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Edited by
Troublebug
on
Wed 02/09/11 09:16 PM
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Granted Row BUT what are you gonna do to get out of that huge stew pot (like a Bugs Bunny Cartoon)?
I wish I had less stress in my life. |
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Granted....But you gotta put up with Toto.
I wish I had some fried chicken and broasted potatoes. |
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Granted BUT you have to fight the Rottweiler for it.
I wish I could win the lottery. |
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Granted. But see above.
 
I wish I had a watermelon. 
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Granted! But worms beat you to the inside.
I wish I could run fast. |
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Granted., but ur legs are short
I wish i had the power to change this world |
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Granted. But Barack Obama gets all the credit.
I wish I had a Segway. |
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Granted....But you have to have your house rewired.
I wish I had photos galore.
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Granted! But they are all of you nude.
I wish my dishes washed themselves. |
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Granted Row...but your dishes would plot a mutany against you and all the dishes would take over the world!
I wish I were a child again. |
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Granted Lil, but your new name is now Ben Dover.
I wish I could fly fighter jets. |
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Granted....Now you only fly the top notch fighters in the video game.
I wish I was in South Carolina. 
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Granted... but the airline has lost your luggage!
I wish I could win a Grammy award. |
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Granted... you win a Granny instead...she nags at you to cut your hair
I wish I lived on an island. |
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Granted.........But you gotta put up with me.
I wish I was a character on a cartoon show. |
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Granted, but you are the coyote that the Acme goods always backfire on.
I wish I could wipe this silly grin off my face. |
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