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Topic: Corrupt a Wish
MiVidaLoca's photo
Wed 02/03/10 09:35 AM
Granted you owe $1000 dollars and your first born.


I wish I lived in a warmer climate

galendgirl's photo
Wed 02/03/10 09:47 AM
Granted, but you find yourself living in an "armpit" of a city with no work, no water, and no life worth mentioning...oh, and by the way - it's 100 degrees in the shade!

I wish I could stretch an hour into 90 minutes!

Totage's photo
Wed 02/03/10 10:23 AM
Granted, but the wish was confused now you can strech your arms and legs 90 feet
I wish I was living alone again

CatsLoveMe's photo
Wed 02/03/10 10:35 AM
Granted, you do, you now live in a remote area in the middle of Wyoming, with no water, plumbing, or electricity. The nearest gas station and grocery store are 150 miles away.


I wish people didn't lie to each other anymore.

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Wed 02/03/10 09:26 PM
Granted, now everyone cannot tell a lie, but many, including you, don't like what they hear.

I wish that girl in my dreams the other night would manifest in this reality.

ambuh_massacre's photo
Wed 02/03/10 10:15 PM
Granted, but now you don';t want her.

I wish I lived in Clovis, New Mexico

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Wed 02/03/10 11:41 PM
Granted, but now you've been abducted by aliens multiple times and are now impregnated with an alien hybrid scared

I wish I lived in New Zealand

kc0003's photo
Thu 02/04/10 01:15 AM
granted but just before your arrival, everyone there moved to the Falklands




i wish i were not hungry right now

ArtGurl's photo
Thu 02/04/10 01:57 AM
granted but now you are dying of thirst



I wish I had a magic wand

kc0003's photo
Thu 02/04/10 02:04 AM
Edited by kc0003 on Thu 02/04/10 02:05 AM
granted but you only get to use it twice




i wish i had large pepperoni pizza

ArtGurl's photo
Thu 02/04/10 02:30 AM
granted but the crust is made out of buckwheat


I wish money grew on trees

kc0003's photo
Thu 02/04/10 02:52 AM
granted however, the trees are strikingly similar to banana trees and there is a huge turn over of wealth and power to tiny little third world island nations




i wish i could change people's minds

ArtGurl's photo
Thu 02/04/10 02:56 AM
granted but their mind changes back at midnight on the eleventh day


I wish I could help more people

kc0003's photo
Thu 02/04/10 03:15 AM
Edited by kc0003 on Thu 02/04/10 03:30 AM
granted but people take advantage of you and you burn out within a year



i wish i could start a revolution

rara777's photo
Thu 02/04/10 08:01 AM
Granted. But then you are deposed as the leader.

I wish it would rain instead of snow.

CatsLoveMe's photo
Thu 02/04/10 10:58 AM
Granted, but the rain smells like cat pee.


I wish it was the year 1955.

che_'s photo
Thu 02/04/10 11:30 AM
Granted, you could look forward to President Eisenhower, the first televisied speech!

I wish things were a little easier for all...

Totage's photo
Thu 02/04/10 09:00 PM
Granted, but things have become so easy nobody has any kind of strength what so ever.

I wish for nothing

ambuh_massacre's photo
Fri 02/05/10 11:29 AM
Granted, now you have nothing and can never get it back.

I wish I was a guy that one week of the month!

rara777's photo
Fri 02/05/10 02:26 PM

Granted, now you have nothing and can never get it back.

I wish I was a guy that one week of the month!


Granted.

:laughing: Now you have to walk around that week scratching yourself and making loud noises.:laughing:

I wish I was at a Rolling Stones concert.

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