Topic: Corrupt a Wish | |
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It's good to communicate on a higher plane.
Now I wish I had cake |
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Granted, but it falls on the floor, icing side up.
I wish I wouldn't keep thinking about that movie. |
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Edited by
kc0003
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Tue 02/02/10 01:26 AM
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granted but now you cant think about anything
i wish i could sleep like normal people do |
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Agreed!
Granted, but now you aren't unique. I wish my family lived closer |
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I would love to grant that for you...
I wish I had family |
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granted, only now most of them come to visit you and they never leave
i wish everything DID happen for a reason |
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Sry, guess I'm brain dead, I've no reply for that one
You don't beleive it eventually does? |
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Granted, everything happens for a reason, but you hate all of them.
I wish ALL beaches were nude. |
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Granted, but no one goes to the beaches any more.
I wish I could calm down... |
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granted but thn you step on a snail with bare feet
I wish I made more sense |
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Edited by
CatsLoveMe
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Tue 02/02/10 02:52 PM
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Granted, you do but then no one else does.
I wish I could train cats to perform tricks like Gregory Popovich. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0MG-8mYVgg |
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granted but then he sues you for copyright infringement
i wish i had my life back |
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granted but you realize it feels exactly the same
I wish I had the freedom to fly |
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granted but all air travel is suspended indefinitely
i wish i had more time |
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Granted, you do, but you spend it sleeping
I wish I had a remote that would control all traffic lights. |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Tue 02/02/10 10:49 PM
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Granted, but it only takes pefpojhfv type batteries.(batteries sold separatley.)
I wish I had a hoverboard. |
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Granted you do, but you forgot they don't work on water and get stranded in a lake.
I wish food didn't spoil. |
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Granted, but now water is only good for 1/10th of a second.
I wish I could place my hand on a book and absorb all it contents in mere seconds. |
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Granted, but it's not the words you absorb, just molecules
I wish I had a "soulmate". |
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Granted...but the "soulmate" is a psychic vampire and leaves you lifeless and barren.
I wish my taxes were already done. |
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