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Topic: Corrupt a Wish
Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 02/02/10 01:22 AM
It's good to communicate on a higher plane.

grumble Now I wish I had cake

no photo
Tue 02/02/10 01:25 AM
Granted, but it falls on the floor, icing side up.

I wish I wouldn't keep thinking about that movie.

kc0003's photo
Tue 02/02/10 01:25 AM
Edited by kc0003 on Tue 02/02/10 01:26 AM
granted but now you cant think about anything


i wish i could sleep like normal people do

no photo
Tue 02/02/10 01:28 AM
Agreed!

Granted, but now you aren't unique.

I wish my family lived closer

che_'s photo
Tue 02/02/10 04:34 AM
I would love to grant that for you...

I wish I had family

kc0003's photo
Tue 02/02/10 05:08 AM
granted, only now most of them come to visit you and they never leave



i wish everything DID happen for a reason

che_'s photo
Tue 02/02/10 05:39 AM
Sry, guess I'm brain dead, I've no reply for that one

You don't beleive it eventually does?

CatsLoveMe's photo
Tue 02/02/10 10:28 AM
Granted, everything happens for a reason, but you hate all of them.


I wish ALL beaches were nude. :banana:

no photo
Tue 02/02/10 10:31 AM
Granted, but no one goes to the beaches any more.

I wish I could calm down...

no photo
Tue 02/02/10 02:32 PM
granted but thn you step on a snail with bare feet


I wish I made more sense

CatsLoveMe's photo
Tue 02/02/10 02:49 PM
Edited by CatsLoveMe on Tue 02/02/10 02:52 PM
Granted, you do but then no one else does.

I wish I could train cats to perform tricks like Gregory Popovich.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0MG-8mYVgg

kc0003's photo
Tue 02/02/10 09:50 PM
granted but then he sues you for copyright infringement



i wish i had my life back

ArtGurl's photo
Tue 02/02/10 09:52 PM
granted but you realize it feels exactly the same

I wish I had the freedom to fly

kc0003's photo
Tue 02/02/10 10:00 PM
granted but all air travel is suspended indefinitely



i wish i had more time

CatsLoveMe's photo
Tue 02/02/10 10:43 PM
Granted, you do, but you spend it sleeping



I wish I had a remote that would control all traffic lights.

no photo
Tue 02/02/10 10:49 PM
Edited by Tribbles on Tue 02/02/10 10:49 PM
Granted, but it only takes pefpojhfv type batteries.(batteries sold separatley.)


I wish I had a hoverboard.

CatsLoveMe's photo
Tue 02/02/10 10:56 PM
Granted you do, but you forgot they don't work on water and get stranded in a lake.


I wish food didn't spoil.

no photo
Wed 02/03/10 12:00 AM
Granted, but now water is only good for 1/10th of a second.

I wish I could place my hand on a book and absorb all it contents in mere seconds.

Totage's photo
Wed 02/03/10 12:54 AM
Granted, but it's not the words you absorb, just molecules
I wish I had a "soulmate".

galendgirl's photo
Wed 02/03/10 09:15 AM
Granted...but the "soulmate" is a psychic vampire and leaves you lifeless and barren.

I wish my taxes were already done.

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