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granted but your stuck in the middle of the ocean
I wish I would lose some weight |
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Granted, But now you have a shrunken head (like in the Beetlejuice scene)
I wish I had the only winning lottery ticket. |
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Granted, but you will get rob the next day.
I wish I am in the cruise ship. |
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Granted.But you have to put with me as your steward.
I wish I was on vacation. |
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Granted, But you will get really sick the whole time.
I wish I have a young dog. |
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Granted But he will never be potty trained!
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. |
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Granted, But you need to clean your house.
I wish I am not sick today. |
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Granted...You fell much better!
But you have to come clean MY house! I wish.....I could go to Hawaii! |
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I don't mind cleaning your house I am good at cleaning :)
Your wish is granted, but it will snow so hard when you get there. I wish I could fly. |
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Wish granted...
You can fly....But you have no idea how to land! I wish my dog didn't want to be in my lap 24/7 |
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Granted but he now humps your leg instead...
I wish could get that song out of my head! |
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Wish granted, it will go to your stomach instead.
I wish I have a car. |
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Granted, but it has no wheels.
I wish I was snorkeling in Maui. |
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Granted, but its Maui, Mississippi.
I wish I had a million dollars |
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Granted, but the government taxed you 100%
I wish I had a Ferrari. |
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Granted, but you get the one rolled into a ball in Fantastic four.
I wish it was football season again. |
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Granted, it's the football season but no one is playing.
I wish I can see Pierce Brosnan. |
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Granted. But its on a 4 inch black and white TV screen.
I wish that Sandra Bullock would fall in love with me. |
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Granted, but she makes your life miserable with her whining.
I wish I could go river rafting. |
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Gbut the river is frozen over and you just sit there and freeze.
I wish my back didn't hurt |
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