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Granted, but all the stories you find in that language suck for some reason.
I wish I was 25 again. |
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Granted, but life sucks just as much.
I wish I could fly. |
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Granted, but you make a wrong turn and end up in a forest full of strange, winged creatures that can fly faster and want to make you into dessert.
I wish I had an indoor swimming pool |
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Granted, but it's indoor and above ground and costs too much to maintain.
I wish I had a shark tank. |
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Granted, but the sharks hatch a plan to revolt, and one day they find their way out of the tank and into your room and devour you in one gulp.
I wish fairy tales were true. |
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Fairy tales are true, but Brothers Grimm style.
I wish to never be eaten by a hypothetical shark. |
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Granted, but the lady who comes in to maintain the shark tank develops a sick obsession with you and you find her peeking in your bedroom windows at night.
I wish poverty would disappear forever. |
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Poverty disappears forever... because mankind is completely exterminated by a plague.
I wish I had telepathy. |
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Granted, however, you make a mistake and let out a huge secret you should have kept.
I wish every day was my birthday. |
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granted but every day becomes the same.
I wish for a very wealthy boyfriend......... |
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Granted ......but his name is Tiger and he's playing around on you.
I wish I could fly. |
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Granted...
You have to trade your penis for your wings.. I wish it was spring again |
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Granted, but it rains everyday and the flowers multiply and crowd out all the sidewalks.
I wish I had a time machine. |
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granted, your Timex quit ticking.
I wish for a hot date |
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Granted, she's on fire.
I wish someone would make my bed, so I wouldn't have to. |
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
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Sat 01/16/10 09:54 PM
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They make it full of razors.
I wish I was rich. |
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Edited by
Calleigh12
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Sat 01/16/10 09:55 PM
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Granted, but now you get hit on by gold diggers.
I wish I knew programming language. |
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Granted,but it only works on Window's ME.
I wish SNL was still funny. |
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
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Sat 01/16/10 09:57 PM
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Granted - you're warped back to the eighties.
I wish I had a good steak and a good beer. |
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Edited by
HannahHatesBananas
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Sat 01/16/10 09:59 PM
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Granted, but it's poisoned and you die soon after.
I wish I lived on the moon 
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