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granted......but now you have no male friends and have to spend every day talking about PMS, menopause, "the problem with men", and how the nail technician screwed up your last pedicure.
I wish I had an English accent. |
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Granted but you will be confined to the rural mountain side of Eastern Kentucky.
I wish I was cuddling with a woman instead of on the laptop. |
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Granted! Your laptop now has a female voice.
I wish this thread would die. |
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Granted! Your laptop now has a female voice. I wish this thread would die. Granted. It however is like a cat with 9 lives. I wish I could help others in need. |
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Granted-you now have to give them all your money.
I wish for a vacation. |
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Granted, but your travel takes you to some horrible place that makes working in a sweatshop seem like fun!
I wish I could pause time this morning... |
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Granted-but now ur paused as well.
I wish I could travel by thought |
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Edited by
rara777
on
Wed 05/05/10 09:05 PM
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Granted. But you would have to meet me at Luigi`s in Akron for a mingle2 meet.
I wish I had a "Jeannie" in a bottle. Nice new picture Nikita. |
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Granted-but she turns out to be a he.
I wish I could go back in time. |
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Granted but your time machine disappears because it was not yet invented.
I wish didn't lose all my data. |
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Granted, but now it comes in hard-copy format and you need a wheelbarrow to go to work every day.
I wish the hair on my head would grow faster... |
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Granted but it grows out purple.
I wish I could fly |
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Edited by
che_
on
Wed 05/19/10 06:54 AM
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Double post |
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Granted, but your fairy godmother thought you said "be a fly" and now you are running from fly-swatters! YIKES!
I wish I could paint artistically... |
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{Good one, lmao!)
Granted, but you already do! I wish there was the ocean right up the street from me! |
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Granted. Hope you have flood insurance because of high tide.
I wish I could see some of my favorite bands live again. |
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granted but your next to someone with really bad body odor
I wish I had a Rolls Royce |
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granted but it's 25 years old, rusted, has no tires n no steering wheel....
wish the sun would shine |
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granted but now you are in the smog of Los Angeles
Wish I had a boyfriend |
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Granted. But now he wants to "design" you a new wardrobe.
I wish I was in California. |
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