"Dont stop get it...get it!"

Get what now? Not even dating and you are already confusing me...

"So I'm a respectable grown up and I'd like to meet another respectable grown up"

These expectations are killing me....

"Ready to turn the page :)"

Well? What are you waiting for then? Turn the damn page.

"No headline, no problem"

Other than it is an introduction, well, then again...who the hell uses them like that anyway.

"I'm childfree (non-negotiable)"

I guess I'm not sure what might even be negotiated. Either you have them or you don't.

"Writer looking for a reader"

Good job, now find a target audience.

"if yoiu like wat u see the holla @ me"

lulzwut?1!?1

"mabey a walk to the park where we could sit and talk for a while then mabey grab a bit some where. if thats going good go back to one of are houses and mabey watch a movie or lisen to some music,mabey snugggle alittle and get to that first kiss cuz that kiss will tell you if there will be a second date"

Mabey we can just skip the date altogether.

"god i hate sex!!!!!!!!"

I hate exclamation marks used in excess...I'm afraid this just won't workout in the long-run.

"~ sOuThErN bElLe ~"

Oh ffs! I can't read that!

"First date??? Well it would start by him coming to the door with flowers. He would then comment on how beautiful I was. He would open my door foe me and drive while holding conversation and making me laugh on the way there. Open other doors, pull chairs out for me. Most of all show interst in me and make me feel like we are the only ones in the room. We should be able to just be ourselves and have a good time. We should lose track of time and not want the night to end. However, when it does end he would walk me to the door and gently hug and kiss my cheek and then ask to do all that again."

You forgot the part about the coach turning back in to a pumpkin.

"Looking for my Romeo"

I saw this in a movie once, all I can offer is grape Kool-Aid...but it will do the same thing that happens in the book, along with possible painful convulsions...err...

"Has it really come to this?"

Sadly, yes. This is the virtual 'back alley' of dating and romance.

"I'm just checking this out will update later if needed. i like sex......sex....and even more sex....looking for my energizer bunny...he needs to keep going....an going....."

I don't think an update is going to be necessary.

hahaha ..

oh , this is the first time i've ever ventured into this thread...


I've read quite a few pages already


you guys are hilarious

Have a Great Weekend Everyone & A Safe Independence Day

"am looking for someones special some how no he want some good experience am single waiting for the good men how knows about love he can give me a good life he can be the4 man am looking."

On our planet, we try to put the words in some kind of order....

"I'm a good girl very happy, I like to have fun and Solar energy survey alo of friends."

Yeah, I love it when my friends Solar energy survey me.

"MY TASTE IS MAN THAT HAS BLUE,GRAY AND GREEN EYES"

Good luck finding a 3-eyed guy.