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Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 5
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Wed 01/28/09 06:47 PM

JustAGuy, why is it if I mix sugar and salt it taste like ass, but when Kraft® mixes it it taste like cheese?


OMG, I can not WAIT to hear the answer to this one! I LITERALLY was laughing out loud! laugh laugh laugh

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:48 PM
JAG...WHY am I such a crybaby (emotional stuff - good stuff) and what can I do to STOP THE BEHAVIOR??? (It's embarrassing! I know it's 'me' but I don't cry pretty...)

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:49 PM
When you KNOW that a person is going to be a heartbreaker if you ever let yourself fall, but you are still attracted...what is the solution???


galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:49 PM
Why do phones 'ring' instead of make some other sound?

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:50 PM
Guess how many days I have left on the old job????

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:50 PM
Why is Berber carpet called 'berber' carpet???

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:51 PM
If you build something and have parts left over, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:51 PM
Have you ever toilet trained a cat?
Tips for success???

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:52 PM
Why does only one side hurt when I start a new stretching routine???

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:52 PM
How long can you hold a handstand???

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 06:53 PM
Who invented shoe polish?

Why do shoe-shine guys spit on the shoes to polish (I know the expression 'spit-shined' but ewwww and whyyyyyy?

galendgirl's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:00 PM
Why do teenagers invade JUST when I'm ready for quiet time???

I can't 'not' participate and am thankful that they value my company...they just live on a different time clock than I do. Is it youth???

cuppy59's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:01 PM
Where the heck is the guy....laugh laugh laugh laugh

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:03 PM
Edited by JustAGuy2112 on Wed 01/28/09 09:03 PM

JustAGuy, why is it if I mix sugar and salt it taste like ass, but when Kraft® mixes it it taste like cheese?


You are adding a step by adding ass. The ass being left out of it is crucial...lmao

You are also forgetting the extremely crucial powdered milk and powdered cheese additions.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:04 PM

JAG...WHY am I such a crybaby (emotional stuff - good stuff) and what can I do to STOP THE BEHAVIOR??? (It's embarrassing! I know it's 'me' but I don't cry pretty...)


That's easy, Just work on bringing out your inner ' Cold Hearted ***** '.

It'll work wonders.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:05 PM

When you KNOW that a person is going to be a heartbreaker if you ever let yourself fall, but you are still attracted...what is the solution???




See above answer.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:06 PM

Why do phones 'ring' instead of make some other sound?


Ummm...I don't recall a phone actually ringing in a lot of years...lol

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:06 PM

Guess how many days I have left on the old job????


2??

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:07 PM

Why is Berber carpet called 'berber' carpet???


Could YOU think of a better name for something that crappy???

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:07 PM

If you build something and have parts left over, is that a good thing or a bad thing?


A good mechanic ALWAYS has left over parts....lmao

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