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Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 5
JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:08 PM

Have you ever toilet trained a cat?


I tried....but she kept falling in.


Tips for success???


Buy the cat a little kitty raincoat and some feline scuba gear.:thumbsup:

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:11 PM


JustAGuy, why is it if I mix sugar and salt it taste like ass, but when Kraft® mixes it it taste like cheese?


You are adding a step by adding ass. The ass being left out of it is crucial...lmao

You are also forgetting the extremely crucial powdered milk and powdered cheese additions.


Then I get powdered ass...really doesn't taste anything like Cheeze-its.indifferent

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:11 PM

Why does only one side hurt when I start a new stretching routine???


You'd rather have both hurt at the same time???

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:11 PM

How long can you hold a handstand???


Just long enough to get my feet off the ground. Then I fall on my face.

I stopped doing them because my face is bad enough as it is....lol

cuppy59's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:13 PM
Guess I dont belong in here..sad sad sad

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:13 PM

Who invented shoe polish?

Why do shoe-shine guys spit on the shoes to polish (I know the expression 'spit-shined' but ewwww and whyyyyyy?


I don't know.

And I agree....ewwwww.....lol

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:15 PM

Why do teenagers invade JUST when I'm ready for quiet time???

I can't 'not' participate and am thankful that they value my company...they just live on a different time clock than I do. Is it youth???


Have you forgotten the number one job of teenagers???

Job #1 - Make parent(s) life revolve around yours....lol

Considering how many parents have teens that don't want much of anything to do with them, you are a VERY lucky woman.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 01/28/09 09:15 PM

Where the heck is the guy....laugh laugh laugh laugh


I'm around. :-)

galendgirl's photo
Thu 01/29/09 05:18 AM

Guess I dont belong in here..sad sad sad


Everyone belongs here flowerforyou

galendgirl's photo
Thu 01/29/09 05:20 AM
Edited by galendgirl on Thu 01/29/09 05:21 AM


Why do teenagers invade JUST when I'm ready for quiet time???

I can't 'not' participate and am thankful that they value my company...they just live on a different time clock than I do. Is it youth???


Have you forgotten the number one job of teenagers???

Job #1 - Make parent(s) life revolve around yours....lol

Considering how many parents have teens that don't want much of anything to do with them, you are a VERY lucky woman.


Given that I sent off the dorm application fee and deposit yesterday (my 'baby' will be gone this fall)...I am not actually complaining... they are a riot and we tend to do a lot of laughing - especially as I get more tired. Maybe that is actually the attraction...me tired and getting stupid??? It probably is hilarious!

galendgirl's photo
Thu 01/29/09 05:25 AM


That's easy, Just work on bringing out your inner ' Cold Hearted ***** '.

It'll work wonders.



I'll try but she only comes out when I'm really, really, really fed up, tired and ticked off...like I was with the "I don't have to deal with them anymore even if the zombies don't come" managers I'm leaving (7 days - woohoo!) and then she's not really very cold...only the people who knew me very, very well could spot her!

Maybe I should start a 'nice girl' thread??? LMAO!laugh laugh laugh



JustAGuy2112's photo
Thu 01/29/09 08:23 PM



That's easy, Just work on bringing out your inner ' Cold Hearted ***** '.

It'll work wonders.



I'll try but she only comes out when I'm really, really, really fed up, tired and ticked off...like I was with the "I don't have to deal with them anymore even if the zombies don't come" managers I'm leaving (7 days - woohoo!) and then she's not really very cold...only the people who knew me very, very well could spot her!

Maybe I should start a 'nice girl' thread??? LMAO!laugh laugh laugh





Might not be a good idea.

I would hate to see you get crucified like the " nice guys " around here do....lol

galendgirl's photo
Fri 01/30/09 06:32 PM
Edited by galendgirl on Fri 01/30/09 06:32 PM


Maybe I should start a 'nice girl' thread??? LMAO!laugh laugh laugh



Might not be a good idea.

I would hate to see you get crucified like the " nice guys " around here do....lol



Yeah...seriously...it was only a joke - honest! Don't go falling into the deep dark bottomless "sar-chasm!" laugh

galendgirl's photo
Fri 01/30/09 06:34 PM
Today we closed the deal on this project I've been working on all year... I did almost 16K miles in the car since March for this project! Egads - can you believe it? I couldn't sleep last night but tonight I'm toast and it's barely 7:30! Night friends!

carolanne58's photo
Fri 01/30/09 06:40 PM

Have you ever toilet trained a cat?
Tips for success???


Galendgirl I know you are starting a new job but toliet training your cat to save time,isn't that taking it abit to far? lol

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 01/30/09 08:25 PM



Maybe I should start a 'nice girl' thread??? LMAO!laugh laugh laugh



Might not be a good idea.

I would hate to see you get crucified like the " nice guys " around here do....lol



Yeah...seriously...it was only a joke - honest! Don't go falling into the deep dark bottomless "sar-chasm!" laugh


Oooo...a Piers Anthony style pun. Well done.

directandwrite's photo
Fri 01/30/09 10:42 PM
Hey JustAGuy...any good fortunes you have for me lately? I have a plethora of questions..but I'd rather just have answers...anything?? Anything?? :oD

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 01/30/09 11:34 PM

Hey JustAGuy...any good fortunes you have for me lately? I have a plethora of questions..but I'd rather just have answers...anything?? Anything?? :oD


No answers without questions. :-)

carolanne58's photo
Sat 01/31/09 02:37 PM
Okay justaguy we are told to keep posting so that we get noticed and people get to know us,but at what point do we become annoying?hummmmmmmmmmm.


I would like to know what is the proper thing for me to wear for an interview at a non profit organization? Ladies feel free to advice as well please...... as I have limited fashion sense except when it comes to shoes.So sad.

motowndowntown's photo
Sat 01/31/09 02:41 PM
nice power pants suit, black and white, you can't go wrong.

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