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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I am looking for some one who is motivating, exciting, clean, optomistic and uplifting, admiralableI"
Wow, not even close on that last one.... |
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 I get such a kick out reading this thread. Thanks for the laughs, Lex.  It's practically its own little cottage industry now! Plus it gives me something to do while I'm waiting for the next "Why Are All Men Pigs?" thread to show up.... 
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"I would like to meet a guy who can enjoy caviar and champagne, as well as bologna and a coke"
This is your idea of dinner? |
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"I don't know what to put here anymore."
Anymore? You mean you used to know? |
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"HA HA TO ALL OF YOU WHO DONT LIKE MY PROFILE OR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY I DONT CARE WHATSOEVER!!! AND ALL OF YOU SAYING YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I SAY ARE SO UGLYYYYY!!! YOU EITHER ARE BALD OR HAVE NO TEETH PLEASE DONT HATE ME CAUSE YOU KNOW IM BETER!!!"
Well, you know what they say about first impressions.... |
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"Well....what to say that will be different than any other profile out here? I guess that honesty is the key."
Nope, that's not it.... |
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"I Want The Goosebumbs"
Geese without jobs, then? |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Mon 01/12/09 11:32 AM
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"no bro hos, pro hos, ho hos. where the ballers at?"
  
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"I am recently seperated from the man that I have loved for the better part of my adult life. I know that we should be together, but he is so sure we do not. "
I'm sorry. Your baggage must be small enough to stow for you to carry on. |
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"Hey! I am 29 years old. I have 4 wonderful children that live me full time. This is all new to me. "
You'd think 4 kids would be something you'd have noticed before. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Thu 01/15/09 08:16 PM
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"Life throws enough curves, I want to take the less serious road so I can enjoy the ride. I tend to be naturally optimistic. I follow the "Glass is half full" philosophy but realize that, at times, it may be the wrong size glass. "
Must have missed that in philosophy class. Was that Socrates? Confucius? Yogi Berra? |
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"Hello, here I am in this crazy pond again. Thanks for looking at my profile. I am looking for someone to compliment me and me compliment them. "
You have very nice bone structure. Your turn. |
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"I dislike smoking, but I love to laugh and can't resist a good romantic comedy."
Yeah, I hate all the smoking in those romantic comedies. |
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"If you are opened minded, likes to meet new people and check out new places and try new foods."
I likes to keeped my mind opened but. |
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"I am sure everyone gets on this site, or all the others and says the exact same thing about how great they are, how honest they are and all the great wonderful things they have done in their life and for everyone that encounter...... come on now :) "
Well... except for those that write "I'll fill this in later". |
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"Well, my grandpa decided I needed a haircut so the pic of me with short hair is now fairly accurate."
Grandpas are good for lots of great advice on many topics. But hairstyles is not really one of them. |
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"Just a little about myself and why I'm on here: I'm looking for a male who is funny,down to earth, and is a sexual being. Just looking for fun."
Damnit with me being a eunuch and all. 2 out of 3? |
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"HA HA TO ALL OF YOU WHO DONT LIKE MY PROFILE OR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY I DONT CARE WHATSOEVER!!! AND ALL OF YOU SAYING YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I SAY ARE SO UGLYYYYY!!! YOU EITHER ARE BALD OR HAVE NO TEETH PLEASE DONT HATE ME CAUSE YOU KNOW IM BETER!!!" Well, you know what they say about first impressions.... WTF is wrong with being bald???? I happen to have an exceptionally sexy head. |
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I the girl which search for the man which searches for the love. I do not want to write to me of man who want only entertainment. I to want to write that person who searches for the girl of the dream, for creation of serious attitudes. I the girl with blue eyes. For me in a life it is important to find the partner in life with whom I could create family. In attitudes I to want respect, trust, love and sincerity. Profession: teacher Looking for man for marriage |
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"I want to enjoyed life with the wright man. " Wilbur? or Orville? Gary. |
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