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Hysterical!!! Have I been missing this thread!?
  Oh, that's the hardest I've laughed in yonks!!! There are TOO many pearls of swine there,to even possibly choose a few to quote. Priceless!!! Or not??? Hmmm... Me thinks you have a compendium in the making. Maybe that is the distinct aroma of a price, wafting this way, that I detect after all. Bestseller in the oven there, fo' sure...!!!    |
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Hysterical!!! Have I been missing this thread!? Oh, that's the hardest I've laughed in yonks!!! There are TOO many pearls of swine there,to even possibly choose a few to quote. Priceless!!! Or not??? Hmmm... Me thinks you have a compendium in the making. Maybe that is the distinct aroma of a price, wafting this way, that I detect after all. Bestseller in the oven there, fo' sure...!!! Well, this is Part 3, and the first two parts ran 50 pages each, 20 posts per page. So that's a LOT of material.... ....and I don't think we're in ANY danger of running out, either....!! Might make a good book, at that....!!  |
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"Well I'm just another somebody working at some store making the same amount of money. Okay, that's a horrible way to start off."
I've seen worse. Much worse. |
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Hysterical!!! Have I been missing this thread!? Oh, that's the hardest I've laughed in yonks!!! There are TOO many pearls of swine there,to even possibly choose a few to quote. Priceless!!! Or not??? Hmmm... Me thinks you have a compendium in the making. Maybe that is the distinct aroma of a price, wafting this way, that I detect after all. Bestseller in the oven there, fo' sure...!!! Well, this is Part 3, and the first two parts ran 50 pages each, 20 posts per page. So that's a LOT of material.... ....and I don't think we're in ANY danger of running out, either....!! Might make a good book, at that....!! NO DOUBT about it!!! Stack it, wax it, call the agent! Book the flight!   Trust my nose on this one... 
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"Please ask me anything you want to know."
How can I make a fortune in real estate? |
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"im in college and have no clue what i what to do."
Apparently the malady extends into other areas as well. |
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"I am a very laid back indivisual who is seeking someone in the same matter."
Sure, those anti-matter people tend to be a little explosive. |
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"THE TYPE OF PERSON IAM LOOK FOR IS A GOOD MAN THAT IS EASY GOING THAT IS HONEST ABOUT HIMSELF WITH NO DRAMAS ARE NO DRUG STD THAT IS SMART AND HAVE A JOB THAT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE A WOMAN AND MAKE HER HAPPY LIKE GOING OUT TOGATHER HAVE FUN JUST PLENTY OF REAL LOVE BE SERIOUSE ABOUT IT"
It's been ages since I've seen a telegram. |
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"Well, I don't really know what to say about myself except that I'm kinda mysterious because I have to trust you before I tell you alot about myself, and do have some very strong demands out of a guy."
"Mysterious" and "evasive" are not the same thing. |
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"THE TYPE OF PERSON IAM LOOK FOR IS A GOOD MAN THAT IS EASY GOING THAT IS HONEST ABOUT HIMSELF WITH NO DRAMAS ARE NO DRUG STD THAT IS SMART AND HAVE A JOB THAT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE A WOMAN AND MAKE HER HAPPY LIKE GOING OUT TOGATHER HAVE FUN JUST PLENTY OF REAL LOVE BE SERIOUSE ABOUT IT" It's been ages since I've seen a telegram. Finally the Western Union interface is working. Now you can post using just your telegraph. |
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"Describing myself is one of constant change."
Looks like we caught you right in the middle of one there. Because that sure doesn't make any sense. |
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"I have been out of the world for the last two years."
Did Superman trap you in the Phantom Zone again? |
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"It seems easier to describe someone else rather than myself....." Go for it, they've GOT to be more interesting.... hehehehehe |
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"I am in the beginning stages of my 30's."
Ooooh, if I saw that in a manuscript, there would be red lines all over it. How about "early 30s"? |
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"I am 49 years old.Very petite,my hair is just below my rear."
Maybe you should put it back on your head. |
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"Hello, here I am in this crazy pond again. Thanks for looking at my profile. I am looking for someone to compliment me and me compliment them. " You have very nice bone structure. Your turn. I love this thread...it is hilarious!!!!! |
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"UPLOADED PICS ARE DISTORTED FOR SOME REASON."
I just blame it on cosmic rays, nobody ever questions it. |
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"I am very honest, and I expect the same from anyone else."
Your planet seems very strange to me. |
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"I am in the beginning stages of my 30's." Ooooh, if I saw that in a manuscript, there would be red lines all over it. How about "early 30s"? Maybe this is the person's pant's size (?) |
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"THE TYPE OF PERSON IAM LOOK FOR IS A GOOD MAN THAT IS EASY GOING THAT IS HONEST ABOUT HIMSELF WITH NO DRAMAS ARE NO DRUG STD THAT IS SMART AND HAVE A JOB THAT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE A WOMAN AND MAKE HER HAPPY LIKE GOING OUT TOGATHER HAVE FUN JUST PLENTY OF REAL LOVE BE SERIOUSE ABOUT IT" It's been ages since I've seen a telegram. Don't they USUALLY have the word STOP in there somewhere, though???? |
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