Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"My origin is French, however, my friend's describe me as down-to-earth and detailed."
What a conundrum -- French people are NEVER down-to-earth and detailed. Maybe you're really from Uzbekistan. |
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"My friends made me do this because they know I usually always take a dare."
I should usually always ignore profiles like these.... |
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"Interests we have in common is a good start...but lets be real...it's the mind we have to live with in the end."
And the sign indicates a vacancy.... |
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"Hi there, I have been told my pictures don't do me justice."
Well, as we all know, justice is blind. |
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"Well, here we go again! Gotta fill up the description space. I will complete this very soon!Well, I thought I would."
Don't strain yourself. |
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"despite what you think, you don't know me, and probably never will."
Well, I'll muddle through somehow. |
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"After having chatted with a few on here, i feel i need to describe myself a little more. Unfortunately, i am twice divorced."
And that prevents you from describing yourself how....? |
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"So, I've discovered that I just don't fit the mold... "
Mold is highly overrated. |
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"Im not sure if I should put anything here, I've noticed that most of you don't read it anyway."
The legend continues.... |
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"Once again Im erasing my words only to re type them."
That OCD is a real pain, huh? |
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"Keep going Forward, as it can be shorter than you think."
I think they have an operation for that now. |
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"I am a typical woman.I am moody most of the time.I do get jealous."
Yeah, this one has potential.... |
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![]() ![]() Thanks for the laughs, Lex. ![]() |
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"So what can I say that separates me from the rest of the free world? I am the proud mother of 2 boys that ARE my life!"
Oh yeah, no one has ever said THAT before.... |
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"I am 62, divorced, and have 5 grown children and 8 grandchildren. We are a close family, but respect each others individualality."
Making up words is good too. |
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![]() ![]() Thanks for the laughs, Lex. ![]() It's practically its own little cottage industry now! Plus it gives me something to do while I'm waiting for the next "Why Are All Men Pigs?" thread to show up.... ![]() |
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"I trying to learning something new whenever I get a chance."
Not English, though, presumably. |
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"im 23, single, working mom of a beautiul 10 month old little girl.. she is my pride & joy, & my reason 4 waking up every day. not real sure what i would do without her.."
You might have to suck it up and write something that's actually about yourself. |
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"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. Give others a piece of you heart, not a piece of your mind.Kisses blown are kisses wasted."
enigmaticbabbling.com |
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"I see a lot of decent guys on here but have a hard time figuring out if I should email them!! lol so if you see that I looked at your profile and didn't email you email me!!"
Oh no, I'm not falling for THAT again. |
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