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| Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 4 | |
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Why do people like thrill rides like roller coasters? Some people just get off on the rush that you get from riding one. |
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Why does different water in different towns make your hair behave differently after shampooing? Probably because different cities treat their water with different chemical formulas. |
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Do you get any paid holiday time off work next week, JAG? No. But I do get double time for working on Christmas and New Years day. |
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How come some guys never seem to carry around condoms but go out looking for a 'good time'?
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Do you have a methodology for choosing between multiple good options for job/relocation or not/life path? Looks like I may end up with multiple things coming to fruition at the same time and then I've got to figure out WHICH thing to do...<sigh> Not complaining about options (many people have none) but want to make my best decision. I have no methodology because I have never been in that kind of position. |
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Is the price of gas creeping back up a few cents in your area? Well...it was $1.49 for a couple of days, then shot up to $1.76 in one day. Currently at $1.68 So much for creeping. |
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Is it really better to have a bottle in front of me rather than a frontal labotomy? The bottle temporarily allows you to think you don't have problems. The frontal lobotomy really will take your problems away. So I would say no. |
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If baby oranges are green, should they still be called oranges? Yes. Because eventually, they will be orange. |
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How come some guys never seem to carry around condoms but go out looking for a 'good time'? Because we don't LIKE wearing them and we ar hoping that we can get away with not wearing one. Ya know...heat of the moment... |
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So I wake up this morning to my door standing wide open, cold wind blowing in, and about 6 inches of snow on my porch.
I feel like 10 pounds of hammered sh*t, and I called in to work today. Can't go anywhere, even if I felt like it. Now I am bored out of my skull. Anyone wanna come and keep me company?? lol |
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So I wake up this morning to my door standing wide open, cold wind blowing in, and about 6 inches of snow on my porch. I feel like 10 pounds of hammered sh*t, and I called in to work today. Can't go anywhere, even if I felt like it. Now I am bored out of my skull. Anyone wanna come and keep me company?? lol I have waited for 2 weeks for a day off, and I am bored. Dont wanna do anything. What did you have in mind? |
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How come some guys never seem to carry around condoms but go out looking for a 'good time'? Because we don't LIKE wearing them and we ar hoping that we can get away with not wearing one. Ya know...heat of the moment... All the more reason for women to carry them |
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So I wake up this morning to my door standing wide open, cold wind blowing in, and about 6 inches of snow on my porch. I feel like 10 pounds of hammered sh*t, and I called in to work today. Can't go anywhere, even if I felt like it. Now I am bored out of my skull. Anyone wanna come and keep me company?? lol I have waited for 2 weeks for a day off, and I am bored. Dont wanna do anything. What did you have in mind? Hmm...I don't really feel like doing much of anything. I have about 300 movies to choose from. Probably just gonna put one in....lol |
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So I wake up this morning to my door standing wide open, cold wind blowing in, and about 6 inches of snow on my porch. I feel like 10 pounds of hammered sh*t, and I called in to work today. Can't go anywhere, even if I felt like it. Now I am bored out of my skull. Anyone wanna come and keep me company?? lol I have waited for 2 weeks for a day off, and I am bored. Dont wanna do anything. What did you have in mind? Hmm...I don't really feel like doing much of anything. I have about 300 movies to choose from. Probably just gonna put one in....lol Wow that's a lot of movies |
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So I wake up this morning to my door standing wide open, cold wind blowing in, and about 6 inches of snow on my porch. I feel like 10 pounds of hammered sh*t, and I called in to work today. Can't go anywhere, even if I felt like it. Now I am bored out of my skull. Anyone wanna come and keep me company?? lol I have waited for 2 weeks for a day off, and I am bored. Dont wanna do anything. What did you have in mind? Hmm...I don't really feel like doing much of anything. I have about 300 movies to choose from. Probably just gonna put one in....lol Wow that's a lot of movies Meh. I have about 50 more just waiting for some blank disks. lol |
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I think the girls and I are going to fight over the bed today
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I think the girls and I are going to fight over the bed today Just remember that you are bigger than they are...lol |
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I think the girls and I are going to fight over the bed today Just remember that you are bigger than they are...lol but they are sooooooooooooo much cuter |
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I think the girls and I are going to fight over the bed today Just remember that you are bigger than they are...lol but they are sooooooooooooo much cuter Then you'll have to compromise. Move them, then get into the bed, and then put them on top of the blankets. lol |
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I think the girls and I are going to fight over the bed today Just remember that you are bigger than they are...lol but they are sooooooooooooo much cuter Then you'll have to compromise. Move them, then get into the bed, and then put them on top of the blankets. lol one of them has figured out how to pull the covers back and climb under.........I think I am just screwed |
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