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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Experiencing a bit of a crisis regarding future plans. Midwifery?"
I guess we could call that a "midwife crisis." Sometimes these things just write themselves.... |
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"looking 4 intelligent fun to be with guy"
Can you unscramble this sentence in 20 seconds or less? |
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"I have never created a real profile like this one."
Nope, sorry, still not there yet. |
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"I am at a point in my life where my kids are almost all gone"
That's the downside to cannibalism.... |
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"I am looking for friends that understand what i am going through, and htat will be thare when i need them"
Some sort of spelling crisis, I take it....? |
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"Looking for someone normal.... psychos, ***holes, control freaks etc...dont bother!"
This isn't Burger King -- you don't get to have it your way! -- this is a dating site, and you're limited to people who USE dating sites....!! |
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"My husband tend be in a bad mood alot and it not enjoyable to be around."
He's got a lot on his mind right now, Mrs. Blagojevich. |
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"yes the perfect woman exists and she right here"
We obviously have different understandings of the word "perfect".... |
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"A mandatory description ... I guess I hate rules, as just because it says mandatory, I tried to leave it blank ..."
Rebellious or just plain lazy? You make the call.... |
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"My husband tend be in a bad mood alot and it not enjoyable to be around." He's got a lot on his mind right now, Mrs. Blagojevich. I'm pretty sure Blagojevich is out of his mind right now. Perhaps all the spinning he has been trying to do has made him dizzy and altered his perception of reality. In this new reality he is not guilty of anything which is why nothing anyone is doing or saying makes an impact on him. |
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"My husband tend be in a bad mood alot and it not enjoyable to be around." He's got a lot on his mind right now, Mrs. Blagojevich. I'm pretty sure Blagojevich is out of his mind right now. Perhaps all the spinning he has been trying to do has made him dizzy and altered his perception of reality. In this new reality he is not guilty of anything which is why nothing anyone is doing or saying makes an impact on him. I saw a clip on the news last night, showing him announcing the appointment of Roland Burris to fill the Senate seat vacated by Obama. Blago acted like nothing had happened at all....! |
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"So far this site has been very entertaining and not very productive..."
Like watching an armadillo trying to open a jar of peanut butter. |
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"I was just thinking that it says a lot about me that I am having a difficult time writing about myself."
It certainly does. |
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"I was just thinking that it says a lot about me that I am having a difficult time writing about myself." It certainly does. I just love it when the "Blonde" light bulb goes on .... in mid-sentence...  
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"I was just thinking that it says a lot about me that I am having a difficult time writing about myself." It certainly does. I just love it when the "Blonde" light bulb goes on .... in mid-sentence... And who knew they were still making 2-watt bulbs? |
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"I was just thinking that it says a lot about me that I am having a difficult time writing about myself." It certainly does. I just love it when the "Blonde" light bulb goes on .... in mid-sentence... And who knew they were still making 2-watt bulbs? ya know what they say..... it only takes a spark...to burn the house down..
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Looking for a Dancing/Bicycling partner
I've never seen bicycle dancing. Sounds tough |
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"I am a normal average single Mother of one child. College degree, hard working always trying to keep the wolf from the door."
Show him your degree. It's not in wolf-killing, is it? Man, that would be sweet. |
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"Turned forty this year...Can't fit into those old jeans!"
I keep telling you -- pants sizes are NOT based on your age.... |
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"you will never find someone like me."
Can I get that in writing? And maybe notarized? |
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