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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Are u the 1 I'm lookin for????"
Probably NOT..... |
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"Look I am just newly single again right now all i want is a man who does not let his mom control his life cannot got through that again all i want is a man when he is with me to be with me and not let his mom tell him what to do to me that is nothing but a momma's boy and he does not have control of his mind or feelings"
You never actually MISS punctuation until it goes away.... |
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"Look I am just newly single again right now all i want is a man who does not let his mom control his life cannot got through that again all i want is a man when he is with me to be with me and not let his mom tell him what to do to me that is nothing but a momma's boy and he does not have control of his mind or feelings" You never actually MISS punctuation until it goes away....  Maybe her last guy stole the punctuation on the way out. |
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"How long do I have to wait??? I'm not getting any Younger.....ya know"
The pics already told me that Hun!!!!!! |
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"Look I am just newly single again right now all i want is a man who does not let his mom control his life cannot got through that again all i want is a man when he is with me to be with me and not let his mom tell him what to do to me that is nothing but a momma's boy and he does not have control of his mind or feelings" You never actually MISS punctuation until it goes away....  HEY,,,,I RESEMBLE that!!! lol Glad to see ya Lex..  
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"A glance, a smile, a touch of hands,
The world around us becomes blurred. Cupid releases his arrow and suddenly we are awakened, To thoughts of passion." And pointy things stuck in our buttocks. |
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"Look I am just newly single again right now all i want is a man who does not let his mom control his life cannot got through that again all i want is a man when he is with me to be with me and not let his mom tell him what to do to me that is nothing but a momma's boy and he does not have control of his mind or feelings" You never actually MISS punctuation until it goes away.... HEY,,,,I RESEMBLE that!!! lol Glad to see ya Lex.. Hey, Terry! Nah, that's not you at all! How's everything? Hope you have a GREAT new year, buddy!  |
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"if my dates are unsuccessful I will hit that CONTROL+ALT+DELETE button and do a reboot"
I thought I was spending too much time on the computer.... |
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"if my dates are unsuccessful I will hit that CONTROL+ALT+DELETE button and do a reboot" I thought I was spending too much time on the computer.... And the worst part is, THAT isn't going to make the dates any more successful....! |
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"Lazy, angry, recently separated man-hater seeks tall, witty, generous, handsome millionaire with foot fetish & 4" tongue to exchange occasional emails and clean my house." Finally! An honest woman on a dating site! What I want to know is, how can a 4" tongue exchange emails, and why would anyone want to use it to clean their house? |
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"Lazy, angry, recently separated man-hater seeks tall, witty, generous, handsome millionaire with foot fetish & 4" tongue to exchange occasional emails and clean my house." Finally! An honest woman on a dating site! What I want to know is, how can a 4" tongue exchange emails, and why would anyone want to use it to clean their house? Just looking for something to put on youtube, I'm guessing. |
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"Ok this is the part that I hate. I'm 28 years old."
Being 28 isn't so bad. |
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I personally am looking to “meet” ppl in hopes of finding the "one".
Do you "think" that's "possible" on a "dating""site"? |
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"The best thing is to give till it hurts, you just might find someone who knows how to give back."
Then you're both hurting. Unless it's a masochists' convention, what's the point? |
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"I am new to this whole thing I have been on here for a minute but have had no luck."
You must be the most impatient person ever. |
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"i want to build a cabin."
I think you're on the wrong site. |
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buildin the hawks one game at a time.!!!!
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"38 y.o. single mom of a 14 y.o boy looking for a single guy with or without kids."
Don't you think he's a little young for that? |
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buildin the hawks one game at a time.!!!! You mean "One Goal" at a time! |
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"I'm told my pictures do not do me justice."
You know, justice is blind, right? |
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