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"I am an out going person who is looking for people to start a relationship with."
How many people do you have to have before you can start one? |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Tue 12/30/08 09:18 PM
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"IM JONNY IN (City name removed) 21 OUTGOING, RESPECTFULL, I KNOW HOW TO TREAT THE GIRL IM WITH RIGHT, I LIKE TO CAMP,4WHEEL DRIVE,FISH LOL ENYTHING ELS ASK AND I WILL TELL"
Nope, nothing else. |
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"I am happy and anybody around me i am trying to make them happy.I dont want to be betrayed.If somebody loves me is going to be the true."
You know when you copy a paragraph of foreign language text in to an online translator and it translates it into English but it still doesn't make much sense? I wonder if that's what happened here. |
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"Well i guess it is time, i am just a simple man and i have been divorced sence 2006 and my last relation hurt bad and it`s been over two years "
That is one of the dangers of the Karma Sutra. |
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"Hello ladies. Boy, You don't think it will be that difficult to say a few clever things about Yourself until You sit down to do it."
At least you can say you gave it a shot. |
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"Hi, thanks for stopping by. What does one say on these sites without writing War and Peace ?"
If you can avoid writing anything about the Napoleonic war, I think you better your chances. |
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"I like to put things to gether take things apart & I like to try & fix things. "
How about you start with the word 'together'. |
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"If you dont message me,how will we ever know?"
I was hoping for a sign from God. |
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"If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up tomorrow to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine"
We're not moving too fast now are we? |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Wed 12/31/08 02:58 PM
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"I wonder whether fish, when swimming along, see bait and debate whether or not to take a chance and take a nibble or a bite."
I think both of us might have overestimated the reasoning ability of another recently. |
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"Looking for a Girl Lactating
Recently have gotten interested in the idea of an Adult Nursing Relationship and would like to explore it with a girl. " This one just made me do a double-take. I read it 3 or more times before I saw the headline and finally the light bulb went off. |
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"I am by nature, a "glass half full" woman and I do not sweat the small stuff."
Enough sweat might fill up the glass, though.... |
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"I may not have a picture but I am really desirable."
Since everyone on dating sites is always 100% honest, I'll believe you. |
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"If you are the man of the now not the moment you will sherry a time with me."
You might have had a little too MUCH sherry, by the looks of it. |
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"I want a man that can treat a lady like a queen and doesn't lie."
Well, which is it? |
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"I love to camp, I love my grand children. I love to dance. I love to cook. I love to talk. I love to give and recieve back rubs. I love to take long Sunday rides and get lost. I love to have fun."
How do you feel about tarantulas? |
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"Well isn't this just a ball of fun!"
On my planet, we call it "grapefruit." |
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"I'm going to keep this short and simple til i meet the right man."
After that, you'll write 35 pages about what a jerk he was. |
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"I'm open to where this door takes me."
That's just the utility room. There's really not much in there. |
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"Looking for a good guy, who isn't taken. A guy who likes to dance, who isn't afraid of big families (I'm 1 or 10 kids)"
You're not really sure? It does make a difference to some of us. |
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