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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I'm a teacher and a wannabe writer. I would like to meet someone who shares some of my interests." This one's yours Lex. Thanks. And I appreciate that she has shared so much information with us. I feel as if I've known her all my life. |
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"I don't want to write alot so I can still have something to talk about later buttttt this thing makes your write alot!!! "
So.... one or two paragraphs is all you'll have to talk about? |
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"HI I'M SHY AT FIRST BUT ONCE U GET TO KNOW ME THEN I CAN BE VERY OPEN AND TLKING UR EAR OFF SO MUCH THAT U WISH I WAS SHY AGAIN".
Already I'm wishing. |
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"I am a very busy person but could always find time for some interesting and witty conversation."
You just can't find time for an interesting or witty profile. |
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"I would love you to smell nice with a sweet smile that i cant resist."
Luckily I brushed my teeth with cologne. |
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"PLEASE do not add me to your favorites list. I never wanted to be "one" of someone's favorites, nor do I want to be on any lists."
You realize that now I HAVE to add you to my favorites. It's a very serious character flaw. |
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"Looking for a needle in a haystack. Must meet these requirements:
1) a caveman who likes to eat chocolate chip cookies and milk on Tuesdays 2) loves xmas caroling, painting his toe nails, and ballet. 3) I'm a hard gambler so you must love bingo." I actually think you'll have a pretty good chance of finding this at the bingo parlor. |
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"Boy, what a mess this is! Everyone searching for someone or something. Do you really know what it is you want? Are you asking for it or asking for something else?"
Right now I'm asking for some Tylenol. |
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"Sexy Lady, single, honest, fun loving, good conversation, employed, care free, family person and looking to spend quality time with that special guy. ONLY SINGLE MEN WITH NO ATTACHMENT CAN HOLLA"
Damn right I'd holla if I lost my attachment. |
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"I am slightly independent, love to have fun and meet new people, and a very hard worker."
Slightly independent? |
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Is that like..." ???Slightly Schizophrenic "?????
"I am slightly independent, love to have fun and meet new people, and a very hard worker." Slightly independent? |
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"First of all Im like every other girl, Im moody and sometimes a bit psychotic."
While I'm certainly not going to argue with you, I don't think you're ever actually supposed to SAY that. |
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"I really don't want to be on here...."
OK, I'll tell the guy holding the gun to your head to put it down and go home now. |
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"So im not to sure where to start. There are lots of words i could use to describe myself."
Let's start with "evasive".... |
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"I like rain, sunshine, snow, wind, trees, spring, summer, autumn, winter. I dislike goulash."
Well, sure, it has nothing to do with weather. |
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"I am the kind of girl in dead silence i will start laughing for something that happenee yesterday."
Takes awhile to figure out the punchline, huh? |
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"I really have nothing to say but the computer won't let me go on without typing in something."
Oh, just put up a pic of Michelle Trachtenberg and you'll be fine. |
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"I am what I am.I'm hard working and don't quit until the job is done. I'm not lazy by no means."
I can tell by the tremendous effort you've put into your profile! |
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"Ask me & I'll tell you. I don't do that inhere. You want to know then just ask me. I don't lie & I don't contadite & I don't deny or beat around the bush or play head games or play hard ball."
How about Yahtzee, you like Yahtzee? |
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"I like to go for walks im looking for a guy who loves kides"
Kites, it's spelled "kites." |
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