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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I'm a serious, happy, and funny sometimes person."
Sometimes person? What are you the rest of the time? |
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hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! I want a goofy, lamo crappo profile... does one mail order them?  I'm guessing one copies them from any of the other 600 billion identical ones out there....! |
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"Semi-retired, looking for life partner. It tells me that the description field is too short, but I really don't know what to say here. Hopefully I have typed enough words here now."
I don't think 'semi-retired' quite covers it. |
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"Can this sight Really work???????"
If the optic nerve isn't permanently damaged, yes. |
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i think we need an award for the best concise profile
under 300 characters. i don't have ALL DAY... 
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"Well, dating sites like this are overrated."
By who? |
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i think we need an award for the best concise profile under 300 characters. i don't have ALL DAY... "tell ya later...mail me if interested" 
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I don't want anyone who, smokes, drinks, takes drugs,
has kids, on welfare, or does not have a job. I am unemployed and on meds with three kids and trying to quit smoking, and I drink to keep my mind off smoking. My aid check pays for my rent and food..So you have to bring your own food with you if you like to cook it!
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"I'm not complicated. I have everything I want. What I'm looking for is always in front of my door."
You want a doormat. Thanks for playing. |
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I don't want anyone who, smokes, drinks, takes drugs, has kids, on welfare, or does not have a job. Terry, I think that's mine....!  |
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i think we need an award for the best concise profile under 300 characters. i don't have ALL DAY... "I don't know what to write here" certainly seems to be the most popular among my MM candidates.... |
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I am here to only be here. I not looking for an inmate encounter. Just looking here for something.
I am real,and beautiful to see. I not have a picture yet. My friend took one but my face was missing in it. Then camera broke. But I am here. |
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"im a writer..i love movies.. and love to laugh... hope to chat with someone decent soon....-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"
What do you write, the text for coloring books? |
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I don't want anyone who, smokes, drinks, takes drugs, has kids, on welfare, or does not have a job. Terry, I think that's mine....!  Oops,,,,your right! I just looked at the name,,,,,sorry, wink.......lol
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I am here to only be here. I not looking for an inmate encounter. Just looking here for something. I am real,and beautiful to see. I not have a picture yet. My friend took one but my face was missing in it. Then camera broke. But I am here. I think that's probably a vampire. |
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"I find my self in the Second , or Third stage of my life"
Is that larva or pupa? |
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"Maybe a man with 2 heads might think twice about passing up the opportunity to meet someone genuine."
Maybe a man with 8 legs would run away really fast from someone who would come up with a line like that. |
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"I told my friend who is writing this for me that she was desperate so she put me up her to get me back."
Hey, we don't need to know about that stuff. |
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"Hi everyone. After I got some pepople's responses that I was not specific enough in my profile here I am putting more details so it does not look like a spam."
Spammers usually write something longer and more interesting, according to the pepople I've talked to. |
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"I am looking to have drinks. I am not looking for "the one" at this time. I just want to drink some beer."
You really don't need to be on a dating site for that. Try a liquor store. |
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