"This is the part that seems to be typically cliche with profiles hopefully I don't follow that road down clicheville:). I'm a true friend and a fun person with a good sense of humor."

That didn't take long.

"Someone told me that my profile was too short so I decided to fix it..."

Good job.

"well,i have no idea how should i start to description myself."

Might want to start by re-writing that sentence.

"well lets see what can i say on here that everyone hasn't said."

Technically, it shouldn't be all that difficult, since all 90 million of them so far have said exactly the same thing....

"I dislike lots of things but by far i like more things than i dislike and so this makes things complicated. I cant list everything i like. I dont think i want to do that its alot to do"

So instead of ever telling us what you like and dislike, we get a rambling dissertation on your attitudes about liking and disliking different things. Very informative.

I'm with Bry!!! This thread is GREAT, Lex.

I think all of mine are spelled right

I think this person is suffering from ADD

well i keep making absolutely FABULOUS profiles but they all seem to vanish!



so now i leave it blank and no one disturbs me.....lol

"Are you tired of eating dinner alone? Going out alone? Dancing by yourself? Being the only person in the row in the movie theater? Having intelligent and interesting conversations with your cat?"

Well, here's Ron Popeil with the answer to all your problems! It's the Date-O-Matic 2000! Just press the red button and everything is exactly the way you want it! Call in the next 10 minutes and receive this free faux pearl necklace for your cat, who will need something to do since you're not having intelligent and interesting conversations with her anymore....

"I've noticed that a lot of guys are scared and closed up and expect a woman to pry them open..."

No, that's an oyster.

"take a look and i will tell u later just ask and i will answer your question i normally dont put alot in this field cause people ask the same questions"

Maybe that would stop if you actually put some information in here....?

"Tell the world about myself, hmmmm.
Hard to describe yourself without feeling narcissistic."

Not if you only put bad stuff....

"I'm looking for someone who is fun, outgoing, likes to have fun, loves to golf and not take anything to seriously."

Someone who is both fun AND likes to have fun....

Hmmmm, that might be difficult....

"I AM AN EASY GOING LAID BACK PERSON WHO ENJOYS MOVIES,SHOPPING, EATING OUT PLAYS,TRAVELING I TREAT PEOPLE LIKE I WANT TO BE TREATED. I AM NOT INTO PLAYING GAMES"

"....SUCH AS TURNING OFF THE CAPS LOCK"

"Fun loving sincere individual who knows what she wants and what she doesn't. I prefer to say more in person. "

OK, but I can't hear you from all the way over there.

"I don't like insecure men or men who have too lie to impress a women."

You DO know you're on a dating site, right?

"I am not looking for a one night stand, neither am I looking for someone with an absorbent amount of drama."

Have you tried Bounty? It's the quicker picker-upper.

"I really don't feel like writing this. "

And I really don't feel like reading it.

Perfect symmetry.

"I am just on here to see how this works. Will update shortly. I am just on here to see how this works. Will update shortly. I am just on here to see how this works. Will update shortly."

Damn thing is stuck again.