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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Iam 26 years old, 5"11 andI weigh i60lbs with no children."
How much do you weigh with children? |
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"Take a look at my photos and you'll see that I'm a petite woman of Eu-Asian decent. But I need to fill in the unseen picture."
Or you could just show it to us, so we could see it. |
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"Hi-I don't really know how to start this off so I will just start rattling off stuff about me. I live on the north side and love it and probably do not want to leave."
What if there's a fire? |
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"I don't think it takes a lot to been in a succesful relationship or friendship for that matter."
A tolerance for creative use of English is always helpful, too. |
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"I'm a girl who is obsessed with learning and working with my hands. Both together brings about all sorts of weirdness."
Let's hope neither one ever gets cut off, then. |
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"I'm so tired of running into duds, that I resorted to an online dating site. Unfortunately, 50% of the men on here are looking for sex."
The other 50% are duds. |
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"This shouldn't be so difficult...to find someone. I should 1st say I have NO interest in communicating by way of regular texting or emails. It's to easy to mis interperate what someone means"
Semaphore or some kind of Polynesian ritual dance should take care of that. I hate being misinterperated. |
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"I am tired of being the third wheels."
How many third wheels are there? |
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"Well lets see I hate this section . . . I tell you all the things about me that are suppose to make you swoon . . . LOL . . . But in reality most people just stretch the truth . . ."
You've got the procedure down, anyway.... |
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"Where do I begin?"
Stalingrad, 1942. |
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"Looking to meet interesting self sufficient men who are looking for the next level"
Would that be the seventh circle of Dante's Inferno? |
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"why should i write and write when 1 lousy phone call can tell almost everything!!ya di ya di da di jkgklgkjlhkjlhjklkjlhjklhjklhjklhjklhjkljkh holy crap this thing can't be serious"
Are they still doing that recall on those killer keyboards? |
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"not sure this online dating thing works.... so here it goes....I'm your midwestern girl next door, but not really....."
That's helpful when you change your mind in the middle of a sentence. |
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"Being a relatively tall girl seems to be a problem."
I don't know, I never had that problem. |
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"Hello! If I had to describe myself in one word, I would choose Multi-faceted. There are so many different aspects to me. Never judge a book by its cover, you should always read it."
Even if it's "Trite and Hackneyed Cliches, Volume One"? |
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"I am not looking for anyone who could be my father."
Has he been coming around trying to date you? |
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 Ok, I hereby nominate this thread as "thread of the year"!..absolutely friggin' hilarious!! ..thanks for the laughs, Lex!
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"First let me tell you that due to technical difficulty; I am really 31 and NOT 27."
Had this been an actual emergency.... |
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Ok, I hereby nominate this thread as "thread of the year"!..absolutely friggin' hilarious!! ..thanks for the laughs, Lex!
Hey, Bry! I don't know why this stuff amuses me so much but it's really turned into a full-blown addiction! Anyway, it gives me something to do when I can't find anything else in the threads to complain about! 
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"me: well, i have a roaring range of interests"
Lion tamer, huh? Don't see a lot of those here. |
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