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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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Edited by
mariposakc
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Thu 12/11/08 10:08 PM
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"NO ONE MORE attentive, romantic, affectionate, spontaneous, imaginative than I !!! I'll start hot & never fade - I have the experience, expertise, imagination, desire to give you a GREAT relationship - NOT just a good one. IF you want the Complete Package with balance, complete open communication you have absolutely nothing to lose - Money Back Guarantee - serious as a Heart Attack. Want to find the RIGHT woman & commute when the time is right for both of us. Amen."
Alleluia! Alleluia! Elmer Gantry pass the collection basket this way! NOT! |
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"NO ONE MORE attentive, romantic, affectionate, spontaneous, imaginative than I !!! I'll start hot & never fade - I have the experience, expertise, imagination, desire to give you a GREAT relationship - NOT just a good one. IF you want the Complete Package with balance, complete open communication you have absolutely nothing to lose - Money Back Guarantee - serious as a Heart Attack. Want to find the RIGHT woman & commute when the time is right for both of us. Amen." Alleluia! Alleluia! Elmer Gantry pass the collection basket this way! NOT! But wait! There's more! If you're one of the first 100 callers you get these great new cookbooks - "Cooking with heat!" "Saute for the hearing impared!" and "101 Ways to Wok your Dog!" |
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"3 cats... They eat the mice and two dogs." Those are some hungry cats. Remind me to NEVER let that one's cat meet my dog. |
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"A friend tells me that I am honest, caring, and ambitious."
Of course he does. He's your friend. Try asking someone more objective, see what THEY say. |
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"I have found there are thousands of descriptive words one can use when talking about themselves and others. The list is truly endless...I'm not going to go there."
Makes me wonder why you brought it up in the first place. |
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"I just moved to Sioux Falls, SD from Sioux City, IA thought I needed a life change."
Yeah, that's a pretty radical move there. |
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"I LIKE TO GO TO MOVIES, GOING TO FOR LONG WALKS, TRYING TO PLAY POOL,AND DARTS, I"M NOT REALLY GOOD BUT LOVE TO TRY POOL, DARTS FOR THE FUN AND THE ENJOYMEAT OF IT"
Have to check with the butcher on this one.... |
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"I have found there are thousands of descriptive words one can use when talking about themselves and others. The list is truly endless...I'm not going to go there." Makes me wonder why you brought it up in the first place. Perhaps they want to describe themselves through interpretive dance |
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"I just moved to Sioux Falls, SD from Sioux City, IA thought I needed a life change." Yeah, that's a pretty radical move there. LMAO |
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"I really don't know what to write here."
Don't write anything, save us both a lot of trouble. |
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This was listed under first date:
"Romantic dinner at my place something homemade with a candle light" First date at her place with candle light? RUN she has a ring hiding in a champaigne glass, I'll guarantee it |
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"PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" No worries on THAT score.... |
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"I like fishing and playing cards hanging out with my kids and driving around looking for old houses ghost hunting is a must it is so fun and cool stuff to take photos of also like working on cars and in my yard doing yard work"
Maybe the ghosts can help you with that. |
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"ill do anything that u ask im very willing and ready for and new and exciting thing u want to do!"
How about writing a decent profile? Could you do THAT? |
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"I likes: kind,caring,loving.
dislikes heavy drinks,men that care about others than them selves. I am a old fashion romantic. I like holding hands in the public." I think they're calling you back to 17th century Estonia. |
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"In your first e-mail I want you to tell me all about you, in more than two words."
I'm very bored. |
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hi,im a very loveing woman, that loves life and being with the man she cares about, it doesnt take much to make me happy,just be with me and show me you care and i well go that exter mile for you..im looking for someone that knows how to love and be loved, i have spent most of my life running after the wrong rainbow, im ready to go for the hold thing, im not waitting around for mr right im out here looking, i love to laugh and play, i can be as soft as a kitten if YOU treat me right ...by the way i do have a car and i love to go [under interests it is i like to hear the bird sang ]
one word. NEED Ok, a few more words: I need a man who can change a flat tire when my house starts to tilt. |
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"I have found there are thousands of descriptive words one can use when talking about themselves and others. The list is truly endless...I'm not going to go there." Makes me wonder why you brought it up in the first place. Perhaps they want to describe themselves through interpretive dance Semaphore and gyromancy have always done it for me. |
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"poeple love me i a virgen. never ben kissed.need a man to love me im great with poles i was good in school i love animals i own some must love animals"
I'm a little confused about the poles thing, otherwise I would just recommend some ESL classes. |
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"X........................................................................................................................................................................................................ X"
So that's where I'm supposed to put my signature? |
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