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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"not sure what i am looking for blah blah blah same old story just having some fun-3x more messages if its longer blah blah blah-HAPPY 4th OF JULY TIRED BUT I CAN NOT SLEEP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Can you honestly tell me this woman doesn't turn you on? |
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"i like doors opened for me and treated like a lady..."
I'm not sure I would really know how to treat a door like a lady.... |
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"I dont have many legs"
This isn't millipededating.com? |
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"I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE LADIES FOR THE TONS OF EMAILS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED."
Your house must be sagging at the foundation with the weight of all that mail. |
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"I am not here to look like i have a big head about myself because i do not."
Now visualizing a man with a large head following him wherever he goes. |
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"no mine games"
Once the coal is all removed, we can leave, no fooling. |
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"Music Fanatic of the male persuasion iso a woman of the music fanaticism persuasion."
Might be a little difficult since fanaticism isn't a word. |
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"I have two sons one 25 and one 16 one grandson and one on the one."
You guys have different math over there or something. |
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"I hate mean people, and husbands who ecnoe there WIVES."
Well, sure, anyone who would ecnoe their own wife should be exfoliated. |
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"She must be sweet as the Ocean, sweet as the mourning dew, sweet as a sensual woman on the out and inside to."
Last time I checked the ocean wasn't sweet and the dew wasn't sad. I can't attest to the sensual woman part. |
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"I hate mean people, and husbands who ecnoe there WIVES." Well, sure, anyone who would ecnoe their own wife should be exfoliated. hilarious |
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"If you really want to know about me just ask cause you are not going to get a good idea of who i am or what i want by reading this."
Oh, I think you've told me everything I needed to know. |
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"In order to meet the 100 character minumum I have to type stuff like this, as I'm not very creative."
You did type stuff like this and proved your point. |
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"I am a secretary, phelbotomist, courier."
I always wonder about people who can't spell their own job.... |
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"adsfasdags asdfasdgasdf asdfasdf asdf adsf adf adsf asdf asdf asdf asdf adsf adsf adsf gfh djhgfdfgad asdf asdf asd aery ery sfhg sdadf awer artware adfgdsfasdfWAE ASDFAWER ASDFADGF"
Timmy, the cat is rolling around on the keyboard again. |
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"This is the part I hate, really how can someone really capture themselves in a paragraph ."
I prefer a huge net, dropped from above, with those weight thingies on the edges so you can't get out. And then tranquilizer darts. |
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"I've considered signing up for one of those "other" sites, but taking a look at their clientele and what they are offering me makes me feel a bit dirty, and it's really more hassle than it's worth."
If looking at a site on a computer makes you feel dirty I'm thinking you might need to clean your keyboard. |
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"I am married. But if those 3 words are enough to dissuade you from writing to me, then I wish you well on your quest for real honesty."
Huh? I thought we were here to find someone who was honestly single. |
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"My children are out of the house now and now I need to get out of the house!"
Why? Is it on fire? |
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"no mine games" Once the coal is all removed, we can leave, no fooling. Well NOW what the hell am I supposed to do with my collection of Claymores???? |
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