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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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who are i well i am honset hardworking extremley caring work with disablled children and foster kids finding homes.
Did the disabled kids teach you how to spell? |
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"Loves Hockey and traveling and being with friends gfdhgfhgfhgfhgfhgfhgfdhfdgghghgfhgfdhgfhgfdhgfhgfhgfhgfhgfhgfhfkshdfkl sdhfskld iofasd fusd sdfasldkfhas dklfsdf kasdhfjhfs dkljhfsdklfhs dlfksjdhfsld"
That puck is really hard when it hits you in the forehead, huh? |
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"I really hate this part of the profile. Who likes to talk about themselves?"
People who actually have something to say? |
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I've been noticeing that most guys don't really want a very talkative chick so Im just going to like I am in real life...shy. If you want to know about me write me something.
Sorry Darling, im not in the mood for a riveting conversation right this minute. |
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"I ain't hard to impress & looks arnt everything."
I don't like where this is going.... |
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"I'M NOT YOUR TYPICAL WOMAN!!"
My typical woman knows how to turn off Caps Lock. |
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"Looking for that guy that gives me shivers when he walks into the room!"
Richard Simmons? |
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"I ain't hard to impress & looks arnt everything." I don't like where this is going.... Hey, That may be the perfect gal for me! We have a winner! |
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"If you like the agree with everything you say, cooks, cleans,and keeps her mouth shut your looking at the wrong page..."
The sentence structure is nothing to write home about either.... |
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hi i am amanda i am 18 i want a guy i can see i dont smoke and drink um text me all you hot guys plase 1580-xxx-xxxx text me only i need a hot bf that love me bye i hope you text me now all you boys i need a bf that drives to
The invisible man is gonna be pissed |
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"I keep myself busy w/a pleathera of odd activities."
"Lot." Just use "lot." It's simple, but big-word pretentiousness only works if you spell the big words right. |
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iam a fun loving person . easy to get along with.
and i love having a good time Why cant i just find ONE girl that likes to have a crappy time?! Women these days expect so much. |
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"Hi there! What are you looking for?"
I dropped a quarter and I think it rolled under this Toyota over here. |
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"I LIKE FISHING FOR FUN, DON'T LIKE TO TOUCH WORMS AND FISH."
Sort of ruins the whole experience, doesn't it? |
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"We will see.
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll" Proving, once and for all, that ominous and vapid are NOT mutually incompatible. |
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"If you are true to your name I want to give you a chance."
OK, but my name is Cheaty McLiar. |
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"I am a very honest dependable lady. Doesn't everyone say this."
Exactly. You see my problem. |
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"I always hate this part of the profile."
You're not the only one. |
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"I'm looking for someone who is laid back, easy going."
The internet equivalent of the tranquilizer dart.  |
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"I know there are a lot of strong minded women out there... who maybe have unintentionally made us all seem a little mean."
And Bill Gates has a little bit of money. |
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