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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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WELL ITS LIKE THIS I WOULD LIKE TO FIND SOME ONE WHO WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE A QUEEN MADE LOVE TO LIKE A MISTRESS HELD AS TIGHT AND AS GENTLE AS A NEWBORN BABY
you lost me at the newborn baby part and the run on sentence part and the capital letter part |
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lex.. not even i can do this one alone.. im emailin you the link to the motherload!!  If that was from a different site, I could do three pages from that one! |
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"I'm now interested in finding a woman who has her head on her shoulders" your last gf was headless?? no wonder your on a dating site!!!! yeesh! My last girlfriend's head was growing out of her left boob. Made looking her in the eye damn awkward. |
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"I'm now interested in finding a woman who has her head on her shoulders" your last gf was headless?? no wonder your on a dating site!!!! yeesh! My last girlfriend's head was growing out of her left boob. Made looking her in the eye damn awkward. Who are you kidding...you weren't looking in her eye! 
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"To get to know me, it is best to be around me and interact with me."
I would rather use telepathy and arcane logarithms. |
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"I like to take walks and play with my dog, I am a picking eater."
Nose picking? Cotton picking? Is this some weird regional thing? |
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"I like to worke hard and play even harder.
At ye olde place of employmente. |
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"I like camping, working cows, hiking, hunting, fishing, gopher shooting,cooking, remodeling, fixing cars, riding motorcycles,kissing, dancing, playing pool,bowling,movies and dates."
Yeah, I hate those drone cows, they just don't do anything. |
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"To get to know me, it is best to be around me and interact with me." I would rather use telepathy and arcane logarithms. Logarithms or Algorithms? Good Lord don't tell me these people are growing exponentially! |
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"Hey You, YEAH YOU, come here”
I KNOW YOU AREN'T TALKING TO ME! |
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"I'm now interested in finding a woman who has her head on her shoulders" your last gf was headless?? no wonder your on a dating site!!!! yeesh! My last girlfriend's head was growing out of her left boob. Made looking her in the eye damn awkward. Those nice round things weren't her eyes? No wonder conversations were so much fun! |
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"im sweet kind and like the outdoors @ woching wwe im funney im looking 4 a rill man im 5657 brown hear blue eyes 180 i like county m i like 2 cuttle and hang out with friends and loved ones."
You're 5657? You should be in a museum in Egypt, not on a dating site. |
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"A description of me hummm."
We'll see if we can get you a lyrics sheet. |
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"Just looking for some rest and relaxation with the right company."
Stay away from Enron, that's a bad scene over there. |
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"I am here to read the forums, maybe occasionally post something. I really have nothing to say but the computer won't let me go on without typing in something."
Only because it doesn't have to read any of this. |
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"im sweet kind and like the outdoors @ woching wwe im funney im looking 4 a rill man im 5657 brown hear blue eyes 180 i like county m i like 2 cuttle and hang out with friends and loved ones." You're 5657? You should be in a museum in Egypt, not on a dating site. Okay Lex, that can't be a "rill" profile. 
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"im sweet kind and like the outdoors @ woching wwe im funney im looking 4 a rill man im 5657 brown hear blue eyes 180 i like county m i like 2 cuttle and hang out with friends and loved ones." You're 5657? You should be in a museum in Egypt, not on a dating site. Okay Lex, that can't be a "rill" profile. Sad but true. I occasionally do a minor edit for clarity (whatever that means in a situation like this!) but the words (and pseudowords) are straight from the original profiles themselves. |
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"Ask me & I'll tell you. I don't do that inhere. You want to know then just ask me. I don't lie & I don't contadite & I don't deny or beat around the bush or play head games or play hard ball."
Yeah, it really gets bad when you contadite. |
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"just looking for someone to hang out with, enjoys all the usual stuff, blah blah blah. prefer someone with a sense of humor and doesn't take things too seriously."
Can you catch narcolepsy from reading a profile? |
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"I am very intelegent."
Of course you are, dear. And pretty, too! |
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