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and you get an exciting phone call from the guy that you were perving with the binoculars.
I put in my marriage certificate to my ex. |
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Edited by
burgundybry
on
Thu 07/03/08 10:22 AM
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..and you get a notice that alimony has increased..
 i put in a piece of cherry pie (how ya doin' els?) |
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and got an apple streudel....weird...
I put in a six pack of Blackout Stout |
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and got an apple streudel....weird... I put in a six pack of Blackout Stout & you get asprin! I put in a stack of bills... |
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...and you get an IOU
i put in a frank zappa cd |
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and got gg allin
i put in 100 dead fish |
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and you get a smell like lake erie
i put in an incomplete deck of playing cards |
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and got an invitation to buckingham palace
I put in a crying baby |
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you get a bottle of Jim Bean.
i put in two abcessed teeth. |
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and got a bill from the dentist
i put in a purse stolen from hillary clinton |
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im puttin condoms in it!
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and recieve a healthy dose of ebola
I put in my left foot |
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and got someone's right knee
I put in my wife |
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and you find your girlfriend
I put in some stomping grounds from Kent |
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And you get a lifetime pass to The Rock N Roll Hall of Fame.
I put in my broken vcr |
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I got a broken VCR
Im putting in my old 8-tracks |
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And I`ll record them.
I put in a turntable |
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and i got some led zep albums
i put in a mother earth magazine |
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And got some "grow your own" tips.
 I put in and old "Circus" & "Creem" magazines |
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You learn how to be a clown.
I put in eggrolls. (It is a clown magazine...right?) |
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