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You get a Happy Meal
I put in my house keys.. accidently.. |
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YOU GET SOMEONE ELSES CAR KEYS
I PUT A TURTLE IN |
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You get a starter for a 1959 Rambler.
I put in a Playboy magazine. |
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you get a candy bar
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I put in champagne flutes....
You get....a puppy |
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I put in my time
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you get a watch
I put a hat in |
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You get 10 years to life.
I put in a Canadian quarter. |
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you get a scratch off lottery ticket
I put in laundry detergent |
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you get a scratch off lottery ticket I put in laundry detergent I put in a can of Low Sodium Spam. |
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You get fleas..
I put my right foot in (after shakin it all about) |
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you get a Shaken (not stirred) martini
i put in a loaf of rye bread |
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you get a t-bone steak.............i put in my dust rag
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you get a dew rag
I put in a lobster |
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you get a dew rag I put in a lobster I put in used ink cartridges. |
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you get blank photos
I put in some smilies |
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You get a used atari system
I put in an unneeded Cubs World Series ticket. |
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you get already taken seats to a Yankee game
I put in a cellphone (not mine0 |
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you get a rotary phone and answering machine.
I put in my USED White Sox World Series ticket. |
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you get a USED trip to Nowhere!
I put in a loaf of stale bread |
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