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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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YOU GET BODY LICE
I PUT IN A HALF DRINKIN BOTTLE OF WATER |
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you get a pool full of baby drool
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You get a wet drool pool.
I put in a 18 pack of Budweisers |
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You get a bottle of Jack Daniels AND a pack of condoms.
I put in a copy of The Kama Sutra |
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You get a bottle of Jack Daniels AND a pack of condoms. I put in a copy of The Kama Sutra I put in prescription eyeglasses. |
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you get a scented candle
i put in 2 AA batteries |
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You get a toy surprise
I put in a rubber dinosaur |
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you get a rubber chicken
I put in used paper cups |
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You get a flat tire
I put in a microwave |
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You get a hot plate
I put in a cd titled "The collective works of John Tesh Volume 33". |
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You get a jar of vaseline
I put in a qtip |
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You get a copy of Richard Simmon's life story.
I put in an old pair of bell bottom jeans. |
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you get an old pair of bell bottom jeans...hey!! it must be broken! (kicks the machine)
ok let's try it again... I put in a lawn mower 
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You get head-cheese sandwich (bet you want your mower back!!)
I put in a naked twister gameboard. |
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and you get naked scrabble
 I put in my spongebob wristwatch 
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And you get a "Crabby Pattie Sandwich.
 I put in a set of candles 
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And you get some potpourri
I put in a hard drive full of stolen mp3s |
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you get a set of handcuffs...
I put in a twinkie |
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you get a cupcake.
I put in a printer |
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you get a ink cartridge
you put in 2 bottle caps, a marble and 3 cents... |
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