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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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I get the love of a lifetime.
I put in Godzilla. |
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Edited by
rara777
on
Fri 02/13/09 08:00 AM
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And the Taco Bell dog started saying" Here lizard lizard".
I put in a home theater system |
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and had the whole neighborhood come over to watch "ROCKY"
I put in a Valentine's Heart |
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and I ate the candy and gave u back the wrapper
I put in some turkish taffy |
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& your teeth stuck together.
I put in a stick of incense. |
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And I got a stink bomb!
I put in some chocolate covered ants! |
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they came alive & got in your pants!
I put in a feather duster. |
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and a maid in a bikini came out
I put in the ugliest picture of the ugliest dog I have ever seen |
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and a beautiful lady came out!
I put in some prayer beads... |
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and I saw the light.
I put in a deck of cards. |
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and I won the JACKPOT ! $$$
I put In a Pocket rocket... |
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I pulled the cards and my house fell down
In goes Cracker Jack........ |
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 and you found me in your box of cracker jacks.
I put in a Victoria`s Secret gift card |
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and I got a red silky pair of panties!
I put in my resume! |
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You got the job because of the red silky panties
I put in a gift certificate for a lap dance at Gatsby`s in Canton, Ohio |
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I got kicked out of the strip joint for indecent exposure...
I put in the used red panties! |
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And a Victoria`s Secret model was wearing them
I put the panties back in minus the model |
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and I'm back to wearing them red panties!
I put in a box of condoms! |
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We found a couple of "Hotties" and used them all.
I put in some adult films while we were all getting our "second wind". |
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The 2nd wind came in handy!
I put in a couple of viagra pills! |
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