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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Wed 02/11/09 06:32 PM
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I added the booger to the collection of hair I've been stealing from your shower drainage!
I put in a "Stalking for Dummies" handbook! |
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and only the Dummy came out
I put in a apple pie |
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I got my citizenship status revoked...
I put in a thank you card! |
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and u got back a thank you card
I put in some macaroni n' cheese |
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and got a cheese sandwich with ham
I put in my lifes story |
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Lifetime For Women made a movie.
I put in a dozen red roses and a box of chocolates |
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chocolate roses came out, (ate them)
I put in some Alka Seltzer! |
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and u got TheraFlu
I put in some magazines |
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and I got confirmation on my Playboy subscription
I put in a red lens filter |
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and I see the world thru rose colored glasses,
I put in a pair of binoculars. |
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and felt like a squirrel hunter
I put in KY Jelly |
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and i added some flavor
i put in big fluffy pillows |
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and she got her butt propped in the air
I put in a container of cool whip |
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& you got the banana
I put in rythm. |
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And I started doin' the hustle!
I put in a BeeGees 8-track! |
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& i got out the disco ball.
i put in 3 blind mice. |
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And I got a 3 Stooges DVD.
I put in a wish for a sexy lady! |
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and got a resident of Palm Springs
I put in Huevos Rancheros |
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I got huevos muy grandes!
I put in a cork screw! |
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Ya got screwed
I put in a bag of Hall`s Cough Drops |
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