Aaaarrrgggg!!!! You've won for now Post!

MUST.......BEAT.........POST!!!!

Works for me. I'll see you then.

sounds good post....how about a week from next thursday?

We could always bring him to the north pole, and he could fight my reindeer...if he loses I get to keep him though...he'd be a lot better at carrying large boxes of toys than the elves are.

I hope not....shhhhh don't tell her.

Why don't you come sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas?

as long as there's milk and cookies.....

we can take my sleigh...who's gonna suspect santa of transporting drugs across the border :D

milk and cookies is my drug of choice...and after that heroin

I beg to differ, I spend my days going down dirty chiminies. I'm the uggo

and got someone's right knee


I put in my wife

Any time me and the missus fight, she hides my milk and cookies, and I'm all like hey, don't hide my milk and cookies, or I'll hide your pool-boy. I don't know why she needs a pool-boy, we don't even have a pool.

but of course bgeorge

Thanks for the milk elwood. As for the new sleigh, it is still powered by my magical reindeer. It's so much cheaper than buying gas. Post, it's funny you should ask about the elves, because we do actually have to breed them that small. We keep them in really small plastic boxes with holes punched in them until they are old enough, then we ship them out the the assembly line. They love every minute of it though.

It's me, everyone's favorite icon of Christmas...Santa Clause himself. I enjoy spreading joy throughout the lands to all the good children who believe in me and my awesome powers of slipping through skinny chimnies with my fat sack of toys. I also like long walks around the pole with the misses and the elves. I just bought a new sleigh, the old one was getting a little worn due to the massive amount of miles I've put on it the last 20 years. Anything else you want to know, don't hesitate to ask.

-S. Clause