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you get a penny change
I put in a bottle of SlimFast |
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You get the chitts
  I put in a container of blueberry yogurt |
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 you get the screeming blueberry CHITTS I put in a out of date newspaper.... |
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and you get a past due bill from the newspaper company
 you put in a surf board.... |
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and you get back an old cracked and broken cutting board... I put in a banana peel, and an empty pepsi can |
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and you get dinner
 I put in a pair of cheap sunglasses 
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and you get a headache from the glare cause now you don't have any..... I put in three old van morrison tickets and an empty bud glass.... |
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you get a date with Cher
I put in those pesky kids from round the corner 
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...and you get applause
I put in my two cents worth |
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good one .... you get the deed to the child care down the block... I put in an old wore out tricicle and a pogo stick... |
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you get a broken weedwacker
I put in a bottle of Jack |
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and I get the headache.....  I put in a bag of stale cheetos...and a half eatin snikkers |
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and you get a tummy ache
I put in a bottle of coppertone suntan oil |
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...and you get burned
 i climb into the vending machine |
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And you get stuck.
 I put in a pizza for Burgundy |
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you get a hand scribbled note from Burgundy asking for a soda...
I throw in a can of coke and a straw 
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and you get another note from Burgundy saying: What? no Ice?
I put in some chocolate syrup |
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Edited by
jasmine3922
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Fri 06/27/08 05:28 AM
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..and you get a request for some bannanas, ice cream, and marschino cherries..
i put in..oh, wait a minute, i'm in..hmmm, okay, i throw out some pocket lint, along with an urgent request to call the fire department and tell them to bring the jaws of life..
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Edited by
rara777
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Fri 06/27/08 07:33 AM
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The paramedics arrive and put you in a straight jacket and take you to a
 "rubber room" so you can`t hurt anyone. I put in a drink  coaster
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