and where did that honey with the muscles run of to. the uniform is camo maybe she blended with potted plants

Look closer it's that little bitty picture on the wall by the bathroom

"Hey there fella, BMB ya say, Well Im Calli, what ya havin. Ill be tendin bar tonight." She moves to the other side of the bar to bring some glasses out.

Tim add $1000 dollars for the joke. Three people laughed to it. Good job!

Yea thats Big Mouth Bob, or you can just call me BOB calli , if ya will
No alcohol for me, maybe you have some juice?

"Hey hun"...pulls the staw out of her glass..."Ill take that, you will be on the rocks tonight.

"Looks at her watch, "Hey Johnny,,,gotta go pick up the kid from school and make his dinner, Ill be back a little later."

aint nuthin fruity here cutie, sumthin strong and manly, gotta get the party goin, for hearse comes around!

"Juice! who drinks JUICE?"

Grabs a glass, half pineapple, half orange and a tiny cherry for color. "here ya go, Ah BOB...why that is just too much." she hands him a glass and thinks...where did he come from...lol

and she was askin me 'bout fruity??????????

"Its cool Big Balls, You worried about the competition..."

"JOHNNY, DANG YOU..THE KID IS GONNA BE STANDING THERE ALL ALONE." now she is dripping wet with sweat..she will stop home to change.

Alright see you later Cal," johnny replies standing behind the bar now.

I drink juice lol.
And here is a little somethink something for ya'll



There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman.

"C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?" he asks.

She replied, "I will... if you have sex with me."

The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends.

"You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!" he tells them. "She said we could have water if I had sex with her."

"Why didn't you then?" asks he second guy.

"Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn't do it!"

"Oh, you are such a wuss. I'll go up to the door," the second guy says.

He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa......" He uses all of his will power to not hurl.

"Water? Yes, I have water," she says knowingly. "But you have to have sex with me."

"AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

He runs back to his friends and before he could say a word, the third guy goes to the door and rings the bell.

"What do you want for some water?"

"You have to have sex with me."

Knowing that if he doesn't do something, he and his friends will all die. So he follows the lady into her kitchen.

"Do me here," she told him.

He sees 3 ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea.

"Lay back and close your eyes. And keep them closed!"

The witch lays back and spreads her legs. The guy nearly pukes after seeing this. He picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. Finally she is finished. He throws the corn out the window.

"Oh, God. That was the best orgasm of my life. If you do that again I will give you a million dollars."

"Then lay back and close your eyes again."

This she does and he does her with the second ear of corn until she is satisfied. Then he throws it out the window. This time she doesn't even open her eyes.

"If you do that again, I will give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."

"Eyes closed," he says.

Then he does her with the last piece of corn. He brings her to multiple orgasms.

"Ohhhhhhhhh........ The water, money and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

So he runs like hell outside and grabs the water and money and jumps into the Jeep. He wonders where his friends are and drives around to find them. He finds them by the window.

One of the guys says to him, "Hey, man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"

Leisure Harry uses some mouth freshner before saying the next joke:

Bill Gorman sat at the bar with his friend. "My new novel is almost complete. But I have to find a way to 'dispose of' the mad scientist. "There's no way any of the characters can knock him off, so I'll accept some sort of deus-ex-machina solution. But I've tried several and I'm not happy with the way any of them turns out."

"Why not an aneurism?" asked Paul.

"Not bad," Bill replied.

"Hmmm... a stroke of genius."

Hey BMB how's it shakin * r u enjoying looking at the green and yellow circles on my dress

you got my laugh! You need two more to laugh to the joke to get a thousand

Shakingg really good down..err around here lol

That makes 2! Need one more and you have it buddy!

Leisure Johnny serves another round of drinks before asking,' Hey has anyone ever heard about the Lucky Guy?"