MahanMahan


MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 04:09 AM Topic: I now know why I can't get a date...
I was just told via an e-mail that I'm going about it all wrong...I guess the pictures are going to far, might have to resort back to the lamp...right! I read that first line and almost crapped my pants thinking you were discussing the email that I sent you tonight thanking you for displaying the mugshots of all the serial killers and of Sirhan Sirhan... You know, the email in which I confessed to you that I have serial killer tendencies and asked you to not tell anyone. Anywho, thank Allah you're discussing some other email you received tonight. And as for the "advice" email, forget the haters, do what you like. There are sick twisted females out there (even here on mingle²) who understand and appreciate us for who we are. Don't change a thing...!

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 03:24 AM Topic: WTF!!!!
I heard once that if you drive the speed limit you will hit every green light!! Somebody lied to you...

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 03:17 AM Topic: WTF!!!!


MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 03:06 AM Topic: WTF!!!!


MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:58 AM Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 80 Edited by MahanMahan on Sun 05/31/09 02:59 AM
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MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:58 AM Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 80 Edited by MahanMahan on Sun 05/31/09 03:01 AM
OMGarsh... A bipolar ex of mine just Yahoo'd me for a booty call later today! It's gonna be a fantasmic Sunday... Yay!

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:53 AM Topic: WTF!!!!
Got Seinfeld?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:51 AM Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 80
Oh don't I know it...

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:43 AM Topic: WTF!!!!
Yep... I reckon there's better things to talk about, like wimmins...

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:39 AM Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 80
Well, not much worse than MY pick up lines...! Here's one; Hey gorgeous, you look kinda bipolar, can I get you a drink?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:36 AM Topic: WTF!!!!
Once... it creeped me out.

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:33 AM Topic: Choose a name for the person above you
Ned

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:31 AM Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 80
"I like your hair." "You gotta cigarette?" Lame pick up lines if you ask me...

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:27 AM Topic: Choose a name for the person above you
Anita Cox

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:25 AM Topic: WTF!!!!
What's the word? Grease, of course... What else?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:20 AM Topic: Choose a name for the person above you
Ed

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 02:14 AM Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 80
Did he have garlic breath?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 01:39 AM Topic: Choose a name for the person above you
Carlos Fernando Armando Juarez De Leon El Segundo... A.K.A. Chico

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sun 05/31/09 01:22 AM Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 80
There can be only one... turd. Isn't that right, Mahan? Absolutely... But don't let the piglet out of the blanket. Mum's the word. No, wait... Or was it Grease is the word?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sat 05/30/09 10:56 PM Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 80
there can be only one... Highlander?

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