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Fri 05/29/09 08:14 AM
This is for my new friend, Quiet...!


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Fri 05/29/09 08:01 AM
Danke!

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Fri 05/29/09 07:51 AM

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Fri 05/29/09 07:34 AM
Thank you... No further questions.

Have a good day.

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Fri 05/29/09 07:34 AM
Thank you... No further questions.

Have a good day.

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Fri 05/29/09 07:18 AM

skoosh, not got a scooby


Leave the comedy to the professionals, please!


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Fri 05/29/09 07:04 AM



gun powder and lead will back my statements eny time eny place


Perhaps you should scroll back up and read the fine print before you load up your muscat, pilgrim...


lol fine print , a non american for govner , a non american for presedent , and same sex marage ! now your all dead broke and hope the rag head will bale you all out too !



With all due respect, in your opinion Obama is NOT an American?

He was born in Hawaii, correct?


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Fri 05/29/09 06:59 AM

spock



...and a good morning to you too, Enforcer!

Don't gimme that look. It's not easy bein' cheesy!

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Fri 05/29/09 06:48 AM
Thanks a bunch, Quiet...

How do you know Scottish lingo? You seem to understand everything Fifer says!

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Fri 05/29/09 06:44 AM

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Fri 05/29/09 06:32 AM

A wasp, alive, in a bottle of beer, I opened it went to take a drink and before I knew it my bottom lip was the size of Angelina Jolie's.



Moral of the story: Getting bit on the lips by a wasp on a beer buzz is a much cheaper alternative to expensive botox treatment.

:banana:



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Fri 05/29/09 06:27 AM
Thank you Fifer, I love music trivia.

And I'm still not too clear on the meaning of "cooooeeeeeeeee."

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Fri 05/29/09 06:25 AM
Billy John,

You don't wanna go there...!

I gots the biggest man boobs on mingle!

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Fri 05/29/09 06:18 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Fri 05/29/09 06:21 AM

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Fri 05/29/09 05:42 AM
Not to be outdone by Billy, here's a haiku I wrote:

I am king pickle,
Won't you be my baby dill?
Mustard if you will...

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Fri 05/29/09 05:34 AM



Send a limo. I'll get dressed.



Are you gonna take an hour getting dressed again? It took you 40 minutes last time just picking out a pair of shoes...!

You got more pairs of shoes than Sir Elton John's got wigs!

tongue2


it's not sir elton it's Dame Dwight :wink:


...and who in Hell's carnation is Dame Dwight?

Sounds like a hillbilly Ameican country bluegrass singer.

Yeeeeeee-haw!

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Fri 05/29/09 05:30 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Fri 05/29/09 05:31 AM
...When I wish upon a star,

makes no difference who I ...

...are...!

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Fri 05/29/09 05:30 AM

and the joke is?


What joke?



what



Oh, yeah...



I forget. I got a bad case of A.D.D. you know...!

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Fri 05/29/09 05:27 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Fri 05/29/09 05:28 AM

Send a limo. I'll get dressed.



Are you gonna take an hour getting dressed again? It took you 40 minutes last time just picking out a pair of shoes...!

You got more pairs of shoes than Sir Elton John's got wigs!

tongue2

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Fri 05/29/09 05:18 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Fri 05/29/09 05:22 AM
LoL

Sorry, or as Edward would say, soz...!

I wasn't laughing at anyone or anything in particular, I just remembered a joke...!