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Ned
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I have a tricked out BMX, built for two, complete with one training wheel and a daisy bell.
Do you have a desire to devour a toxic daisy? |
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I have a tricked out BMX, built for two, complete with one training wheel and a daisy bell.
Do you have a desire to devour a toxic daisy? |
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Money laundrer for the mob.
Just For Men hair products area sales representative And I've got just what you need to get that grey out of yer beard, Rara. |
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Slow cooker? Does the low setting on my microwave count?
Do you have a silver spoon on a chain? |
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Topic:
Sunday
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Topic:
Mind of a poet....
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Now that's more my style Take my heart Spin it Throw It But don't drop it Or It will bleed My Freind   
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Knuckle Head
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Topic:
WTF!!!!
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Billy dearest,
I understand... You have every right to be a little upset with me. After all, a certain talented poet lady here on mingle (that we both admire) wrote me a poem yesterday. It's ok, Billy... Let it all out. 
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Hansel and Gretel, Anything by the Stooges, and of course, Sleeping Beauty.
Do you have a 15 min success story? 
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Google marketing director...
Lifeguard at the water cooler OMGarsh, that's too funny! |
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Yeah, I ate too much brain stew, so now I'm having trouble trying to sleep...
Do you have some sheep I could count, I ran outta mine...! |
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To find you naked, lying on the floor? Yes, I'd come undone...
Do you have holidays in the sun? |
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Addicts get high in the cellars, while the sellers stay low in the attics. Such is life...
Do you have my hash pipe? |
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"you can keep on knockin' but you can't come in..."
(((Bastet))) I got the Roxanne bit. It was indeed very cleva! Do you have a cleaver beaver? |
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Good evening (((everyone!)))
 www.atheistconvention.org Annual Atheist Convention, Oct. 1st-3rd. A weekend of fun at the Burbank Airport Convention Center... mingling with other like minded heathens... Yay! I can't wait. 
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Topic:
Mind of a poet....
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Goo'night, GossipmOm Tammy...!
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You gotta be ready to shoot to thrill, when you're surrounded by too many women with too many pills, playing to kill...
Do you have any plans to take me down to Paradise City? |
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Yes, the message reads:
"I want my, I want my MTV." Do you have trouble walking on the moon? |
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Topic:
Mind of a poet....
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 You wrote me a poem?! I'm bursting with fruit flavor. Eat your heart out, Billy...!
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