A clown's outfit... Nothing turns me on more than a sexy woman in a clown get up...!


For BASTET:




Do you have to pee? Or do you always stand like that with your legs crossed...?

To Tammy (Gossipmom) & Billy John Suvol (or whatever your real name is....!)

To: (((Prncs))) (((moofooga))) (((RareEntity))) (((Hasidic Enforcer))) (((OC))) and the rest of the gang...

Good afternoon (((R.E.)))

No worries. I'm done with the questions... for now!

Right now I'm preoccpied trying to find a nice Jewish boy to set (((H.E.))) up with.

Either that or a hot lipstick lesbian.

Wanna help?

No, please... (((H.E.)))

Let it all out.

We're here for ya...!


(I wouldn't totally rule out going lesbo tho... that might be interesting!)

Haha!

I bluffed and you fell for it.

It was just a laser pointer and a clown gun...!

You better stop dead in yer tracks...

I got you in my sight and I got a lock on your behind...!

Tammy dearest,

Your mingle name, gossipmpm, I get the gossip part, but what does the mpm stand for?

Inquiring, nosey, can't seem to mind their own bizness minds wanna know...!

FALSE ADVERTISEMENT...!

She claimed she'd take all men with any size ... ahh... what's another name for a rooster? Didn't matter big or small... She just wanted to gag on one. ...ahem... So naturally, I got all excited. After all, that was exactly what I shopping around for.

So I drive all the way out there... First off, she turns out to be a he in drag. Seeing how I was so desparate and I had driven all the way out there, AND the fact that he looked passable for a female, I figured what the heck...

So, to make a short story long, I pulled out my "rooster," he, she, whatever, took one look at my tiny limp noodle and told me to get out.

Oh brother... I may NEVER recover from this.

May I suggest you put this thread down and instead pick up this book? It'll help you in finding a perfect balance between your kindredness and your wickedness...!

Yes, I brought up the subject of abortion... and why not?

We should explore every angle of this issue. Or should we just keep this debate to a simple vote on whether or not that proud Super Dad (who I'm sure is gonna be there for all his 21 kids as they grow up) should be castrated...

Ok, since aparently I'm not allowed to discuss this subject as openly as I would like, I hereby cast my vote and leave this thread...

I vote NO on castration.

Castration should only be performed on multiple sex offenders and pedofiles.
Those women willingly had unprotected sex with that scum and so how about we tie their tubes, ey?

Good luck with the debate, Jill...

Thank you Jill...!

The issue I have with anti-abortionists who'd like every baby to be saved no matter what is that I believe they should also put some of their time and effort into educating the young kids to have protected sex and not get pregnant out of wedlock.

It's a noble idea to want to save every baby, but what about the quality of life for that baby who will be raised on welfare with one incompetent parent?

...

No, no, no...

How about the women who spread their legs for scum like him and get pregnant? It takes two to have a baby...!

What happened to get married, live for a few years together and then start a family. I graduated high school in 1990 and we had one, count them, ONE! girl who got pregnant in the 12th grade and she had an abortion. Everything's changed in the last two freakin' decades...

Every young girl is either pregnant, or already has a baby or two by the time they are 17...! WTF? What happened to good parenting? Who decided one day that it was ok for teens to have babies before marriage?

I'm not looking at this from a religious point of view as I'm an atheist, I'm looking at it from a socio-economic standpoint and also I believe it's a moral issue, not having anything to do with God or religion.

It's just a shame all these babies being born without a good role model, not having a decent father figure to look up to, and with mothers who are on welfare or still dependant on THEIR parents...!

...for shame.

So I say penalize those 11 noodle brained women too, who picked that loser as the ideal mate to have a baby or two with...!

Also, I'd like to send a shout out to my new bestest friend, Quiet...!

I'm here for you buddy, if you ever wanna talk!

Yes, I have three episodes in a series called "The Exciting Adventures of Super Beta" starring my baby chihuahua Beta as a super heroine doing what super chihuahuas do best; eating, pooping, sleeping, chasing the neighbor's pitbull and humping her toy, a stuffed beaver!


Do you have any home made movies?

Tune in tonight for the continuation of
"The Interrogation of Rare Entity & His Delusions of Grandeur..."

I'm off to bed now... Good night!

You got all that, yet you can't spare a scooby snack for your old buddy over here...

...for shame!

You got all that, yet you can't spare a scooby snack for your old buddy over here...

...for shame!