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Mon 06/01/09 01:34 PM
Makes a stew out of those leeches which I gladly eat...!

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Mon 06/01/09 11:51 AM
Runs the Official Mahan Mahan Fan Club on MySpace.

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Mon 06/01/09 11:42 AM
has an unusual erotic way of biting into a peppermint patty...!

It's to die for...

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Mon 06/01/09 11:40 AM
moonlights as a dancing banana in a gentlemen's club downtown on the weekends...



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Mon 06/01/09 11:36 AM
Has had so many cavities worked on, that her dentist was able to buy a yacht from all her office visits.



Doesn't tell people about the "secret ingredient" in his soup.


I can't tell anyone. It violates at least three different health codes...

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Mon 06/01/09 11:28 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Mon 06/01/09 11:30 AM
Tammy; Advice columnist for Alpine Meadows Weekly Newsletter (a mental institution in which she resides!)


dictator for his own private island....population 4 laugh


Patty, You remembered! love

Yes, the island's called Mahanistan, and it's just me, myself and I and a young Philipino girl that speaks not a word of English...!

Sorry Patty, but you can come visit! (and bring chocolate)



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Mon 06/01/09 11:23 AM
Likes to eat Mahan Mahan's signature chicken soup ala crackers!

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Mon 06/01/09 11:13 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Mon 06/01/09 11:14 AM
KennyLingus, you carpet munchin' rabble rouser...

I need a catch phrase!

Any idears?!


:banana::banana:

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Mon 06/01/09 11:08 AM

Star of Baywatch -Check the reruns!

He's running behind Pamela Anderson!



If he's running behind Pamela Anderson, wouldn't Rara be considered the after-dust and NOT the star?

rofl

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Mon 06/01/09 11:04 AM
simply being sexy... It's a full time job!




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Mon 06/01/09 10:08 AM
On photobucket, of course. I did a search for him and a gripload of pix of dancing bananas and a couple pix of bearded ladies showed up!

Go figure...

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Mon 06/01/09 09:43 AM

Don't feel bad Mahan..............its like that here all the time...........laugh laugh



Oh no.. the video tape I just gave you is a blank. The one Kindred destroyed was the one with the proof.

These wenches win again.

sad

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Mon 06/01/09 09:34 AM
or a giant dancin' nanner!





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Mon 06/01/09 09:32 AM

surprised

What did I do??? I haven't talk to her surprised



Well, maybe not so much in words, but ya'll wimmins got that telepathic whatchamacallit metal communication thing going on... So don't gimme that innocent look...!


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Mon 06/01/09 09:17 AM

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Mon 06/01/09 09:13 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Mon 06/01/09 09:25 AM
And that's what you get for turning my sister Bastet against me. She no longer runs to rescue me when I call her... not to mention she hasn't given me any "shuga" in days!

tongue2

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Mon 06/01/09 09:06 AM
Haha! That was a blank tape in that camera. The real tape is in my pocket. tongue2

*pulls out the real video tape and tosses it to boonedog*

There yo are Boonedog, real proof...!

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Mon 06/01/09 09:00 AM
Dagger?

*GASP*

HELP! HELP!

*puts down the digital cam and starts running...

Bastet! Help me, this time she's got a dagger...! Sis, helppppp...

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Mon 06/01/09 08:47 AM
Did I say atrocious remodeling job? I was sugar coating it.
What I really meant tosay was I got the person on video tape who VANDALIZED this holiest of holy grounds with vomit and puke...!

Where is Judge, Jury and Executioner His Majesty Boonedog? Let's get this lynching... ...errr... I mean trial under way!

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Mon 06/01/09 08:42 AM
Jersey might have been the master mind behind this atrocious remodeling job, but if anyone's interested to know who actually painted these walls vomit green and puke orange, I got it all on video...!

*waives around his little digital cam*

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