Maybe

Gives cuddlie bear a whole new meaning

oooh is that right Michael we'll have to see about that

oh that is so cute

Damn Michael just reading that one relaxed me sure sounds nice (
i wanna tub ) you do wonders to a persons
mind

Hello have a wonderful week

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a
while,
he
yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
is
only fair -given that you are blind-that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,


"No… not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Thats a good one

Just relax sweetie and try not to stress fear is an aweful thing but to
a mother and an un-born child it can bebad so just look at the beautie
of it all in a few months you will have a beautiful baby looking up at
you with all the love in the world in their heart you look the positive
of things and keep all doctors appointment's and if you are to concerned
ask the doctor to do a ultra sound if they haven't yet that way if there
is a problem they should be able to find it now.god bless and
congrats

Yup sounds just like a man

There ya go (smart woman)

Isn't that so true

Funny

Just wrong LMAO

You know i had that curse once bad curse ,bad curse

Just not right at all