A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down
some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I
want," he insisted." And, I don't expect any hassle from you.
Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I
tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
with my buddies whenever I want.

Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand
that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're
here or not."

That didn't work on MY husband! I think he left me for another man!

Ouch Flame....
See what you get for playing with Boys