A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.
The bartender thinks "This guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours
a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out.

He promptly hollers at the bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you
bozo!" Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. The
patron takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't
believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year
old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.

Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of
12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.

All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has
been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and
drunkenly says: "Shay mister, taste this!" The patron obliges...he
promptly spits it out. "It tastes like piss," he shoots back at the
drunk. The drunk replies: "It is. How old am I?"

Funny