Thank you off google they have tons of it

WELL ....Back when my son was a teenager i put the fear of god in his
ass ,and convinced him growing up that i had a bat with his name written
all over it worked for me.

Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair...

10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse.

TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says,
"How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.


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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During
the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as much about the game
as they do, and they're really impressed. After the game they ask her
"how is it that you know so much about baseball?"

She says, "Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change." The guys are
amazed, but very curious about the process. "What was the most painful
part of the process? Was it when they cut off your penis?"

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."

"Was it when they cut off your balls?"

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."

"What was the most painful part?"

"The part that hurt the most was when they... cut my salary in half!"

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he
noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked
one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh,
come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly.
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you,
come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife
with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So,
they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a
vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his
gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
you." The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is
about three feet tall and I could use the help!"

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Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if y ou can raed tihs forwrad it.

Fun= Tempting

Hello and welcome to JHS you will meet alot of good people here thats
for sure

sink'= tub's

Parade= Floats

You know i could see all that in my mind that is
good

To bad you can't be they'er road dog

wonderful Michael one day you will get your house mouse and she will be
vey lucky to have you ,you have a gentle soul

That is so beautiful ,the one you wrote that for will trulie love it

Oh yes i have seen it and you are right it is very good and if we all
lived like that this would be a much better world

That was just so sad and very beautiful ,

Very pretty michael and love is worth it all