A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a
while,
he
yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
is
only fair -given that you are blind-that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,


"No… not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

cute one Marilyn

Kick Ass!!

Brave man to utter even those words.

LMAO Maybe that imbecile thought that if he got the
stuffing knocked out of him,perhaps his vision may be restored
miraculously.Hey!no~fair what happens to the sight~seeing poochie when
they cart him off to the hospital.The poor dog didn't do anything for
all that grief.(lol)Godspeed!Cybear.

good joke!
but I'm glad I'm not that blind man

Marylin you are so funny thanks for the laugh

Marilyn you Rawkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!

ABSOLUTELY LMAO