thanks for that

Hi everyone,.well heres my question.I am a huge fan of iris johansen.I amreally into the novels she writes about (eve duncan forensics thrillers).i think i have read almost all of the.now i cant remember the names of them that i have read but its only been like four,maybe five.ddoes anyone know if that is all she ever wrote on eve duncan thrillers or is there more than just four i have searched everywhere and can find any.any help would be appreciated.

Do you know why Mr and Mrs.Clause could never have children?????



Because santa only had popcorn balls and a peppermint stick

why dont polish women breastfeed their babies




because they sat it hurts to much to boil their nipples

good one. lmao.

that was to much

Top teh things that sound dirty at Christmas.
1)Did you get any under the tree
2)I think your balls are hanging to low
3)Check out rudolphs homker
4)Santas sack is really bulging
5)Lift up the skirt so i can get a whiff
6)Did you get a piece of the fruitcake
7)I love licking the end till its really pointy
8)From here you cant tell if they are artificial or real
9)Can i interest you in some dark meat
10)To get it to stand up straight try propping it up against a wall.

On Christmas morning,a cop on horsebackwas sitting at a traffic light,and next to him was a kid on a shiny new bike.The cop said to the kid,"nice bike you got there.Did santa bring that to you?"The kid said,"yeah.The cop said,"Well next year tell santa to put a taillight on the back.The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a 20 dollar bicycle safety violation ticket.The kid took the ticket.Before he rode off he said,"By the way,thats a nice horse yo have there,did santa bring it to you?"Humoring the kid the cop said,"Yeah,he sure did.The kid said,"Well next year tell santa to put the **** underneath the horse instead of on top of it.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?





Answer: Pregnant

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?




Answer:Give her a shovel.

What would you find on Bin Ladens penis?







Answer:Camel ****.

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.
As they are about to make love the male duck says"Oh we dont have any condooms,Ill ring down to room service."He calls down and asks for condoms.
The woman says,"OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill.?He says,no ill suffocate.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?









Answer:A piece of ass that makes you cry your eyes out.

goos one