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uk1971 · 2008-03-10T13:40:21-07:00

[b]A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich." The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."[b] :bigsmile: :glasses:

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uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 03/10/08 01:40 PM
A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich." The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 03/10/08 01:41 PM


azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Mon 03/10/08 01:41 PM
thats why i make them wipe!

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/10/08 01:42 PM
Oh thats nasty. lol

rocketman1872 Joined Sat 01/06/07 Posts: 394	Mon 03/10/08 01:42 PM
that was to much

coco56 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 12347	Mon 03/10/08 01:43 PM


kittylickingisfun Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 108	Mon 03/10/08 01:45 PM
Dude that's just wrong.

BrOwN_EyEz87 Joined Fri 09/15/06 Posts: 352	Mon 03/10/08 01:46 PM
That is disgusting....in more than one way.....

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Mon 03/10/08 01:47 PM
That is disgusting

vegasgirl2007 Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 3748	Mon 03/10/08 01:48 PM
omg

LandRover28 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 417	Mon 03/10/08 01:48 PM
You crack me up everytime man, keep em coming!

Marleana Joined Sun 03/09/08 Posts: 1339	Mon 03/10/08 04:37 PM
gross, but funny in a gross way

GOODGUY1 Joined Tue 10/31/06 Posts: 461	Mon 03/10/08 04:40 PM

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