As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan
and yelled,
'How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,

but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.'

great joke!

good one. lmao.

Great joke. I hope I can remember it!

A woman in an Amish community was about to give birth to her first. There was no electricity so the country doctor told the farmer to hold the lantern high so he could see what he needed to see.
The farmer did so and told his wife he loved her.
As the doctor delivered the baby boy, the farmer looked lovingly at his wife.
The doctor said, "Hold on! There's another one coming! Hold the light still."
The farmer did and the second, a baby girl, was delivered. The farmer was overjoyed and said, "Honey, we have a perfect family, a boy and a girl!"
The doctor hollered, "Here comes a third!"
The farmer stopped, looked at the doctor, amazed, and said,....................................................................................................................................."Wait a minute Doc, do you think they're bein' drawn by the flame?"