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Topic: Do u know sh---?
ToyotaGirl Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 726	Mon 03/10/08 11:24 AM
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about? "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

STLstellablue Joined Sun 02/24/08 Posts: 165	Mon 03/10/08 11:27 AM
lol funny!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 03/10/08 11:28 AM


txscowgirl Joined Thu 01/24/08 Posts: 136	Mon 03/10/08 11:31 AM
that is funny

STLstellablue Joined Sun 02/24/08 Posts: 165	Mon 03/10/08 11:32 AM
lol funny!

dhutch9 Joined Fri 06/15/07 Posts: 604	Mon 03/10/08 11:33 AM
LMAO!

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Mon 03/10/08 11:35 AM
Yeah, oldie but goodie - when I heard it it was some fox not a little girl. A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about? "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

rocketman1872 Joined Sat 01/06/07 Posts: 394	Mon 03/10/08 12:21 PM
goos one

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