Topic: Do u know sh---?
ToyotaGirl's photo
Mon 03/10/08 11:24 AM

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"



STLstellablue's photo
Mon 03/10/08 11:27 AM

lol

funny!

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 03/10/08 11:28 AM
laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Mon 03/10/08 11:31 AM
that is funnylaugh

STLstellablue's photo
Mon 03/10/08 11:32 AM

lol

funny!

dhutch9's photo
Mon 03/10/08 11:33 AM
LMAO!

forever_fifites's photo
Mon 03/10/08 11:35 AM
Yeah, oldie but goodie - when I heard it it was some fox not a little girl.



A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"




rocketman1872's photo
Mon 03/10/08 12:21 PM
laugh laugh laugh goos one